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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:53 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Hi Guys and girls.. Have you ever had a weird voice mail

Check out Demitri here..

http://www.vlmspec.com/assets/Dimitri-TheStud.mp3

Is there something in the water in Canada?


What's the weirdest message you've ever got either on the phone or by text message?

(Please don't quote names or copy whole messages as it is against forum rules)

Just give us the idea..
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petalbabe Ogdensburg, New York, Cork Ireland
Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:13 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
He wants to have my babies...


confused confused

laugh

Go for it - I can get my gas and air somewhere else...laugh
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CjTenorSax Atwater, Ohio USA
Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:14 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
petalbabe: He wants to have my babies...



Go for it - I can get my gas and air somewhere else...
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livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:29 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Music_Is_Life: Hi Guys and girls.. Have you ever had a weird voice mail

Check out Demitri here..

http://www.vlmspec.com/assets/Dimitri-TheStud.mp3

Is there something in the water in Canada? What's the weirdest message you've ever got either on the phone or by text message?

(Please don't quote names or copy whole messages as it is against forum rules)

Just give us the idea..


Oh Lord that was sooooo funny.
what a nutter ,
hey I bet she called straight away uh oh


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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:57 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Think it must be the name...
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Neenaw cork, Cork Ireland
Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:08 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
i wish i was olga...rolling on the floor laughing

i wonder why she didnt reply, was it the mental illnesss.....???


she missed out big stylie....confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:11 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Who wants to have my babies?...listen...wimmin approach ME!...so...like....this is a one-time offer....ok??....who's gonna be the luckiest woman alive here??....don't keep me waiting....teddybear
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SummerUK Washington, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:17 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Today actually..

It was from an FBI agent in the states. Says he want to know me an he doesn't talk nasty


He gave me his Yahoo address too


smitten
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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:05 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Didn't you record it? Don't you watch 24?
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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:20 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Lagoona22: Who wants to have my babies?...listen...wimmin approach ME!...so...like....this is a one-time offer....ok??....who's gonna be the luckiest woman alive here??....don't keep me waiting....


If only I was a woman, you'd be top of my list!
rolling on the floor laughing

Back to Demitri...

I love the way he reels off all the illnesses he won't date and how he'll accept 'if her mom was under Chemo' for not calling back

I'm preparing my next phone call as I type

'I don't play those games'...'If you've got a mental conditionI won't date you', Maybe that's where I'm going wrong..

PS I think the name Olga is a give away though. No offence to Olga's though. Being called Fred I'm lucky she didn't pick my name.

Look in the mirror Demitri !! You're a fruit cake!!!


doh
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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
SummerUK: Today actually..

It was from an FBI agent in the states. Says he want to know me an he doesn't talk nasty. He gave me his Yahoo address too


An FBI guy with a Yahoo address?

he must be deep undercover... FBIagent@yahoo.com or 007@googlemail.co.uk

Probably knows you're building an Ark to save all your Animals should global warming flood the Tyne!!! After your secret plans....

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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Neenaw: i wish i was olga...

i wonder why she didnt reply, was it the mental illnesss.....???she missed out big stylie....



Give the guy a break. He gets 10 out of 10 for persitance. Sometime people deon't know when to stop. I love the 'I'm writing a screenplay'like some hollywood bigshot. I think his mom wrote out his list of how wonderful he is.

'There's nothing wrong with me... I'm a real catch...' wow... you gotta have some guts to believe that.

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nana_3 colorado springs, Colorado USA
Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:44 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Music_Is_Life: Hi Guys and girls.. Have you ever had a weird voice mail

Check out Demitri here..

http://www.vlmspec.com/assets/Dimitri-TheStud.mp3

Is there something in the water in Canada? What's the weirdest message you've ever got either on the phone or by text message?

(Please don't quote names or copy whole messages as it is against forum rules)

Just give us the idea..


oh dear goodness! i dont even know WHAT i would do if i was approached by a guy like that. i think the most bizarre message i have ever received from someone was actually an im. his opening statement was "hey there sexy i really wanna fuck you in the ass."
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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:24 AM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
nana_3: "hey there sexy i really wanna fuck you in the ass."



Damn, what a good chat up line!! Somebody always gets there first.
crying

That's an end to my 'You seem like a beautiful person'. Perhaps I could modify it.

'You seem like a beautiful person,i really wanna fuck you in the ass. (or any other orifice you may have available).'


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maria0021 guatemala, Guatemala Guatemala
Wed Jul 1, 2009 8:58 PM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
he texted :have u ever used a strap on in a man?
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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Thu Jul 2, 2009 2:47 AM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
maria0021: he texted :have u ever used a strap on in a man?


Eww!!

Sounds like a real catch. Snap him up before some other pervert does.

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DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jul 2, 2009 4:33 AM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
Ummmmmmmmmm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM



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DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Thu Jul 2, 2009 4:47 AM CST : Have you heard of Demitri the Stud? What's the weirdest message you've had from a potential suitor?
ya you had to watch it till end didnt ya????rolling on the floor laughing
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