How to Get Fired in One Day...
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mmcdonald2k
Heber, Arizona USA
Thu May 24, 2007 9:13 PM CST : How to Get Fired in One Day...
There are just a few simple steps to joining the unemployment line. Just follow these simple instructions:
1) If you're boss asks you to do something, or tells you to do something reply "duh" or "really? I would have never thought of that". "Gee Mr. Smarty Pants" works pretty well too.
2) Address your boss as Mr. Whipple all day.
3) After each of your boss' sentences mutter under your breath "says the man..."
4) Mose into work at around 10:30 am, then go for a liquid lunch at the local bar at about 11:15 am, stumble back into the office at about 1:30 pm, and finally yawn and say "well, that's enough fun for me" at 2:10 pm, and leave.
Standard Disclaimer: Results may vary, if your boss has a sense of humor it may take 2 days to get fired.
Leana76
Prescott Valley, Arizona USA
Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:36 PM CST : How to Get Fired in One Day...
1. Don't show up on your first day.
2. Come in 30 minutes to 1 hour late.
3. Say you changed your mind about the job (it's really not what you want to do).
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