How to Annoy the Wal-Mart Greeter...

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mmcdonald2k Heber, Arizona USA
Thu May 24, 2007 9:14 PM CST : How to Annoy the Wal-Mart Greeter...
Walk up and stand next to the Wal-Mark greeter. When a customer enters the store beat him to the punch by running up to them with a grocery cart and saying "Welcome to Wal-Mart! How may I help you?".

After about 5 minutes of this, mumble something like "better watch your back grandpa I'm just waiting for this job to open up."

Standard Disclaimer: I hope I didn't offend any senior citizens in this post. My parents are both senior citizens and I love them to death. They are the people I have to thank for this strange sense of humor, or it might have been the milk man (gonna have to ask my mom on that one). Also, if you work or volunteer at Wal-Mart, more power to you. This was just for fun.
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Leana76 Prescott Valley, Arizona USA
Thu Aug 9, 2007 12:12 PM CST : How to Annoy the Wal-Mart Greeter...
Come into a Wal-Mart about once every 10 minutes. That annoys the crap out of them. I did this 1 time and the male greeter was like, "What did you forget something, young lady?". I was yeah, and just giggled, walking away. It was hilarious.
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Viceissin Lake Havasu City, Arizona USA
Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:09 AM CST : How to Annoy the Wal-Mart Greeter...
thumbs up Walk through the short cart door...

thumbs up Make them hold all the crap in your bag when you rifle through it to find the damn receipt.

thumbs up Go to the snack bar get a bag of chips and stand next to them chewing with your mouth open.

thumbs up Advanced skill is to let some of the food fall out of your mouth as you greet the shoppers. For those on a diet, drooling is a great substitute.

thumbs up Walk in circles around the greeter.

thumbs up Play the shadow game with the greeter.

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KINGOFAMAN BULLHEAD CITY, Arizona USA
Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:57 PM CST : How to Annoy the Wal-Mart Greeter...
thumbs up Walk up to THE Greeter and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares


thumbs upRun up to an greeter while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!


thumbs up"Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.



thumbs upBeg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.


thumbs upthumbs upAnd we must not forget the sales clerks.......Stand in the dressing room and yell,"hey! wheres the toilet paper?!"

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Viceissin Lake Havasu City, Arizona USA
Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:10 PM CST : How to Annoy the Wal-Mart Greeter...
thumbs up Go through the store putting together an obnoxious collection of clothes/accessories, put them on and stand by the greeter. You're not leaving the store, but they'll get their panties in a bunch. BTW it works even better if you try on underwear over your clothes.

thumbs up Dance in their space. Using the shopping cart as a partner even more annoying.

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Leana76 Prescott Valley, Arizona USA
Sat Oct 4, 2008 11:44 AM CST : How to Annoy the Wal-Mart Greeter...
Just walk by them (like you didn't hear them) and don't pay attention!! head banger
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