My worst date ever occured in Tucson AZ. I had entered my details on a dating website before I moved there and had been contacted by a few women. I arranged to meet for a meal with one as she lived only 10 mins from where I would be living.
2 or 3 days after my arrival we arranged to meet and after catching 16 red lights and spending a good 30 mins lost I finally managed to find the right place. ... (I still got there first)
Seeing her approach I was in for a little shock.
She had the biggest head I had ever seen in my life and I couldnt shake off the feeling that something wasnt right about her. We went for a meal which being a gent I offered to pay for ($60) and as we chatted I started to question myself on how sure I was that she was actually female. I began to quickly try to think of a way to escape the date whilst also trying to see if 'she' had an adams apple hidden beneath her neck scarf. No matter what I tried 'She' seemed to really like me and ended up taking me to a bar run by her family who were also very friendly but it was too late, female or not I had it stuck in my head that she was a dude. 2 hours in and Im meeting with 'her' 3 brothers, mother, father, and grandma. Nice quick escape huh?
I eventually made my excuses and left, never had a second date and never spoke of it to anyone but my closest friends.
To this day I still dont know if it was a guy or not but will always be suspicious of women with big heads who wear neck scarfs!
