bad pick up lines!

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swtarkiegal68 hotsprings, Arkansas USA
apart from being sexy,what do you do for a living?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
damn, I look good!.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I
just met the girl of my dreams.
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
exist
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're
lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
after.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took me too fall in love with you
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a
sparkle
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
for my dreams.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am
very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
i didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes
yet.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving
you


Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a
footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Miss, you made my heart stop...




hopefully no one has ever tried any of these unfortuately ive heard a few of em lol <shakes head>haha
rolling on the floor laughing




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