Bad Pick Up Lines

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msmonk71753 magnolia, Arkansas USA
Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:01 AM CST : Bad Pick Up Lines
I had to share this with someone...I work in a field that allows me to see all kinds of people, well yesterday this bonehead comes into my office and ask me for a pen I give him the pen then he ask for an application, I ask what kind the jerk said to your heart are you still hiring? (What a Jerk)

How about this one...
Excuse me miss, you dropped something (You ask what) a conversation, can I pick it up?jaw drop
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lonelyhart78 wynne, Arkansas USA
Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:19 PM CST : Bad Pick Up Lines
how a bout aexcuse me are you here alone?wink
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YRU12 Yellville, Arkansas USA
Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:28 PM CST : Bad Pick Up Lines
You knock on the door on someone's house and ask them if they come here often. Or how about you call a number at random and ask, "Is that you?"
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whattagal0324 busy place, Oklahoma USA
Mon Jun 1, 2009 7:53 PM CST : Bad Pick Up Lines
msmonk71753: I had to share this with someone...I work in a field that allows me to see all kinds of people, well yesterday this bonehead comes into my office and ask me for a pen I give him the pen then he ask for an application, I ask what kind the jerk said to your heart are you still hiring? (What a Jerk)

How about this one...
Excuse me miss, you dropped something (You ask what) a conversation, can I pick it up?


Just laugh it off and know that it takes ALLLLLL kinds! lol thanks for sharing
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mrsextasy69 bald knob, Arkansas USA
Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:40 AM CST : Bad Pick Up Lines
how 'bout the one that goes "hey, i'm havin a party tonight, are your pants coming down?!!
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SatelliteServer Toronto, Ontario Canada
Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:25 PM CST : Bad Pick Up Lines
looks like ya can't be picked up
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Jtevans Green Forest, Arkansas USA
Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:42 AM CST : Bad Pick Up Lines
"excuse me miss and no i'm not trying to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass!"
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