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Oh my goodness, jeesh!

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ronjie
Daytona Beach, Florida USA
Posted: May 3, 2007, 9:27 AM CST
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I would also like to chat with catwoman as I care for 13 kitties myself, lol.
wow... I'm glad I have a bit of self control....

the answers I'd have had for this one.....
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tcrieg
jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2007, 1:40 PM CST
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wow... I'm glad I have a bit of self control....

the answers I'd have had for this one.....
You think caring for injured, homeless animals is unusual? Care to elaborate?
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MoonShadow63
St Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2007, 9:39 PM CST
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What is one of the most embarassing
things you've have done?

Mine is...

Thinking I know someone, screaming out their
name and chasing them down. Just to find
out I have no idea who they are.

Then of course in all my confusion they
look at ya like you've gone crazy!
"Oh yeah"!
That makes it sooo much better...
There have been a few but the most recent was a remake of the commercial where the bird flies into the window after being cleaned by Windex. Well it was night time and I walked into a glass sliding door, almost knocked myself out cold. zzzz D'oh!
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jaycee6969
Poinciana USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2007, 10:10 PM CST
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What is one of the most embarassing
things you've have done?

Mine is...

Thinking I know someone, screaming out their
name and chasing them down. Just to find
out I have no idea who they are.

Then of course in all my confusion they
look at ya like you've gone crazy!
"Oh yeah"!
That makes it sooo much better...
My most recent embarrassing moment was at work. I was building a booth with the client present. She was watching me assemble a desk. When I squatted down to tighten a bolt the entire crotch ripped out of my pants. Without looking up I told her "Damned glad I wore underwear today." I then grabbed some gaff tape and closed the rip.
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missyg
Arcadia, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2007, 6:04 AM CST
Wow Moonshadow63, I wish I could have seen that, lol. Of course, I would have made sure you were ok before I laughed my ass off. Sorry, I probably would have, I am bad about that! Did you see the poem I posted about true friends, lol? It pretty much describes me.

Awe jaycee, lol...it would have been easier if it wasn't a woman. Good recovery though!

I don't have many embarrassing moments lately...Odd? I may embarrass myself tomorrow night though, lol. I am going to try to force myself to sing kareoke, even though I know I stink. Hey, my cousin got up there completely trashed one night. If I had any brain at all, I would have went directly after himlaugh
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Posted: Jul 26, 2007, 3:21 PM CST
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I would also like to chat with catwoman as I care for 13 kitties myself, lol.
I'm guessing the kittens are grown now, but how did you end up with 13 orphans?

kayla53
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carebear01
Mt. Dora, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2007, 9:09 PM CST

Oh what the hay!
A little air never hurt anyone...
giggle hug
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carebear01
Mt. Dora, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2007, 9:10 PM CST
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Oh what the hay!
A little air never hurt anyone...


Whoops...lol
Jaycee6969
wink
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jaycee6969
Poinciana USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2007, 9:46 PM CST
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Oh what the hay!
A little air never hurt anyone...

I'm guessin a dancin banana would be appropriate here???? dancing banana dancing banana
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Xero328
Coral Springs, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 1, 2007, 10:05 PM CST
New to the site, blah blah, trying to post on different things, maybe make friends or have people laugh at my jokes, whatever...Here's one of my SEVERAL embarassing moments.

I was a child actor and was trying out for a kid role on Star Trek TNG (an extra with lines, like it matters.)

Anyways, the callbacks came and I was invited back. So I am reading alongside maybe 4 other kids and I am hanging out by the donut and coffee table at Paramount. I see a script lying on a chair, so I am bored and pick it up and leaf through it. Keep in mind I had only read MY scenes, the ones I was in. Now I am seeing the whole thing, and I hate the particular one I am reading.

I see a typo or two, a misspelling, and some dialogue that makes NO sense. So I start correcting it with my pen, crossing things out, rewording them etc. I am like, 8 years old or so.

A man walks over to me and askes what I am doing. I say just reading the script, someone left a copy around, I'm just reworking it a little, you know. I look up. He is LIVID.

That's the master script, son.

Dead silence. I'm like nooooo. He's like yeaaaaah.

Another silence.

I look back up at him and say "Well, it should have been laminated then," and run off. LOL

Looking back I can laugh, but I was mortified.

It turned out okay. He was the Exec. Producer, and he came to me after I didn't get the role and he offered me a job ghostwriting. He liked the changes! lol I was a KID, writing for Star Trek TNG. Amazing. This is why I have ALWAYS kept a pen on me since. You never know.....

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2007, 7:48 AM CST
most embarrassing moment was walking through Sam's Club with toilet paper hanging out my shorts!!
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HIGHTAILN
Longwood, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2007, 7:54 PM CST
Lost my towel in St Martin and saved the RUM drinks instead of the towel.....


They were great drinks!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers cheers cheers
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