In response to: I have been on this site and have yet to date anyone from it...I need to actually ,physically go on a date with someone .... Its not that hard I am not a serial killer ...just want some female companionship!!
I guess you could try some old tried and true methods:
1) Buy a pair of tickets to some country music concert starring the latest Billy Ray Sore-ass or Travis Twitt lookalike, and then target your post south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
2) If you are truly bold, read instructions for #1 and buy a pair of tickets for some wife-beating rapcrapper and then target your post south of Madison St in Chicago. Plenty of Obamamamas would volunteer to be your escort. Make sure that your chrome wheels are at least 18 inches. Size IS everything, they say.
3) Post a photo of yourself, well Photoshopped, in a "grip and grin" mode next to a famous celebrity that you know that females simply cannot resist. (Preferably from this century. Bing Crosby may have crooned, but he also has croaked. Thanks for the memories, as Bob would have said!)
4) If you aren't afraid of suicide bombers, you could tell your prospective date that she could cover up all of her flaws, even her face, and wrap herself head to toe in a black burkha and leave her assets to your imagination. After all, in today's world, looks are sooooooo superficial.
5). Or...just keep trying, for cryin' out loud.