5 Ways for Men to Attract Women FAST:1-Hold up your Amex Black Card.
2-Provide certified measurements of a huge schlong.
3-Provide a video of you parting your hair with your tongue.
4-Post a pic of your hot gf who's looking hot bi action.
5-Smile and be confident!
5 Ways for Women to Attract Men FAST:1-Hold up your Amex Black Card and say, "Have card, will travel for sex."
2-Bend over, showing lots of cleavage, and say, "I don't want you to love me for just my mind."
3-Don't say that you're a professional pole-dancer. Lots of guys prefer highly motivated amateurs.
4-Take a pic with your hot bi gf, both wearing tee shirts saying, "F_CK The only thing missing is you!"
5-Let your profile begin with, "NO COMMITMENT, NO JOB, NO PROBLEM!!!"
Happy hunting, or fishing, as the case may be.
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So post yours now!!!