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My most embarrassing moment came at Sear's with my daughter who was 4yrs old at the time. When the kid's were little, my Ex would take the opportunity to teach them about anatomy whenever she gave them a bath. Her reasoning was it would be better to teach them at a young age rather than later when they might be curious and ask the wrong people.
I took her shopping for a Christmas present for her mother at Sear's and while we were there we ran into our next door neighbor's daughter who was also our baby-sitter. She had just started working there for the Christmas rush. My daughter spotted her and wanted to stop and say hello, so we did. After the brief visit and as we started to leave, my daughter blurted out, "Daddy...do'es she have a Vulva?" Only a God given quick answer saved my butt that night. I said, "No sweetheart, I think she drive's a Ford Escort." Both the baby-sitter and my daughter were scratching their head's as we walked away.

out of the mouth of babes lol

about 15 years ago my son was about 5 years old. i had just opened a new bank account and wanted to make my first weekly deposit inside the bank to make sure eberything was correct. as i gave the teller my deposit i noticed that she had a little hair growth under her chim that was very noticeable. trying not to look i glanced down at my son. he was looking at the teller with this weird look and shouted out very loudly "HEY DAD! SHE'S GOT A BEARD"! i was like oh my god will someone please hide me. and one more .same child at about 7 years old we were in kmart as my wife was shopping for a new bra. well you know little boys they dont want to look or even stand in the ladies section. i looked over at him and i said " see any thing you like ". he hauled off and kicked me so hard and said shut up and stormed away. it hurt like hell but i couldn"t stop laughing!

thats a good one

I broke something that crashed on the floor, I swear every person in the store came to see.....I am such a klutz!

ive done worse opening a case of 2Liters cut 4 of them u ever open a bottle of pop afteq its been shake up samething but ucant shut it off i was sticky the whole night

If you read my BLOGS-you`d find out what embarrassment means, with the way my Ma used to be. Being a dutiful daughter, I took her to the store once or twice a month.(stores weren`t that big-&yelling across the isle was imparitive for HER. I didn`t mind that she called all 3 daughters to get us to go shopping-(she just wanted to make sure at least one of us showed up).... While at the A&P, instead of taking a cart up & down the isles, she`d shout (at one end, while I was at the other)"NESSIE!!! -BRING TOILET PAPER"!!! (& the rest of the groceries the same way) -After a time I got used to it. People would look at me, I`d shrug my shoulders, Look back, & say "Do you know her?" Then I`d slither down an isle & sneak away with her. But it wasn`t lon before a few other incidents. After she shopped, she took her cart out & got into someone else`s car- that looked exactally like mine!!! I started to laugh, the clerk joined in & my mother looked at us laughing, waving to us, & we laughed that much more ... but you never saw a woman move as fast as she did to take her groceries out of that car, with my help of course, before someone could call the police for stealing a car. ( I think, with today1s stores, I could get lost to her, & have a reason not to hear her). -Nah!!! I miss her-just the way she used to be.-moonkitten