heavens gate
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phantom2
livonia, Michigan USA
Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:08 PM CST : heavens gate
4 man stands in line at pearly gate hears St. Peter say to a man "its so big up here that we assign tranportation by how faithful you where to your spouse" the first man says"well to tell the truth i cheated on her 1time" st. peter gives him the keys to a mustang st. peter asked the second man "how faithful were u" the man said "im sorry but i cheated 3 times" St. peter says "all is forgiven" and gives him the keys to focus then turns to the third man and asked "how faithful where u" reluctinale he says --
Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:22 PM CST : heavens gate
"i cheated 6 times and she stuct by me the whole time" st.peter hands him the keys to a saturn and finaly turns to the forth man and asked "how faithful were u" with pride he says"i have never cheated on her we were always faithful to each other" st. peter smiles and hands him the keys to a rols royce a week later he sees his wife on a skateboard
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