My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Drop that zero and get with the hero.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.
Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Hey, kitten. How about spending one of your nine lives with me?
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
