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Help the homeless, take me home tonite.

Gee, that is a nice set of legs, what time do they open.

the word of the day is legs so spread the word

i lost my number can i have yours?

To the top.
Anybody got any new ones?

Is that a camelhair sweater you're wearing?

I saw the humps and just assumed it was.

I have never heard that one. That's really good

I have always like this one......"wanna get a pizza and phuc" :)
Simple and straight to the point.

Wow... So did it work?

try this one

do you like apples? because im going to take you home and fuck your brains out. how do you like those apples.

Ugh! I can't resist. I may be new, but I have to put this one up.


Let's play Army. I'll lay low while you blow me to hell.

Good one Dude that was freakin hilarious I may have to use that one sometime

worked for the chic that used it, i have never tried it. :)

How about this one, "you remind me of my gavorite green soda, i just want to mount 'n' dew ya" !

i meant favorite, sorry for the wretched spelling.

Ohhh a chick used it ... yes I could see that working men are pigs after all

Well their slogan is Do the Dew

That is a great one because it leaves you with a humorous retort if they say no. After they say no you ask "What you don't like Pizza?"

Totally missed that but you are sooo right

Q: Have you ever kissed a rabbit?
A: No.

(pull out your pockets so they hang down outside of your pants)
Q: Do you wan't too?


or

After being dismissed, return to the girl and say, "I'm sorry I was a jerk last time, but it is kind of hard to talk when I'm on the virge of exploding in my pants."

Holding up a pair of fuzzy handcuffs......"I lost my key, wanna help me find it?"

I actually had a really really bad one used on me this past weekend....
"Hey baby, wanna wrestle?.... cuz I really wanna teach you the "head"lock...


another one that had to be the "weirdest" pick up line used on me...
"Hey kitty.. wanna pet the leopard?" ... HUH???

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Drop that zero and get with the hero.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Hey, kitten. How about spending one of your nine lives with me?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.