Cheezy pick up lines?

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GaleRazorwind Edina, Minnesota USA
Nice list! And way to go with the christmas one. Very seasonal.

The funny thing about the "karate" one is that karate isn't as much about kicks as it is about hand techniques. Tae Kwon Do, on the other hand, is almost all kicks. After all, you leg has twice as much muscle and a longer range than your hands do anyways. Just 2 cents from a 2nd degree TKD blackbelt ;)

more pickup lines:

If I said you have a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance for me?

I find that the most erotic part of the woman is the boobie.

Are you tired? 'Cause I've got an erection!

Yeah I heard those on TV. good stuff!
curly1969 cottage grove, Minnesota USA
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Drop that zero and get with the hero. smoking

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Hey, kitten. How about spending one of your nine lives with me?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. christmas cool
what floors me is I have actually worked for UPS in the past and because of this I have a jacket that proudly states UPS.

I once had a chick come up to me and use that line on me.......While I was wearing the jacket............
I couldn't help but say to her. "Why yes as a matter of fact I work in the maintenance department (lie) why don't you come over here so I can fix those loose screws"..................

another line I have to try on this post simply because she's out there and I already have the answer.

"I've never heard of bangin NJ but, If you tell me how to get there I'm sure we can make the city live up to it's name.
rolling on the floor laughing
curly1969 cottage grove, Minnesota USA
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Nice list! And way to go with the christmas one. Very seasonal.

The funny thing about the "karate" one is that karate isn't as much about kicks as it is about hand techniques. Tae Kwon Do, on the other hand, is almost all kicks. After all, you leg has twice as much muscle and a longer range than your hands do anyways. Just 2 cents from a 2nd degree TKD blackbelt ;)

more pickup lines:

If I said you have a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance for me?

I find that the most erotic part of the woman is the boobie.

Are you tired? 'Cause I've got an erection!

Yeah I heard those on TV. good stuff!
curiosity killed the cat. Where do you study. I too am a TKD Student and assistant instructor. But, I have recently moved and all the schools in my area are karate, and well questionable. any ideas????



mick470 prior lake, Minnesota USA
Got two nipples for a dime?
curly1969 cottage grove, Minnesota USA
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Got two nipples for a dime?
seriously LMAO

big time.

have a good holiday Mick
GaleRazorwind Edina, Minnesota USA
I go to a school called "Kor-Am Tae Kwon Do". Kor-Am stands for "Korean-American". The master of the school is american, and his wife is korean. I love it there! Almost everyone is really friendly, and we have a very high black-belt retainment rate. In other words, we have a lot of students continue to train after they get their first degree.

The school is located on the corner of 66th and penn ave. south in richfield. It is near the intersection of 62 and 35W.

I was also an assistant instructor for 3 years. I stopped this past summer because I got a "real" job working at valleyfair... I'm not sure which was worse though: dealing with a bunch of little kids who have no buisness being in martial arts, or putting up with stupid co-workers and guests that have lost 50 I.Q. points from walking into the park(that is my rough estimate, by the way. I have found that with the exception of a slim few and rollercoaster/amusement park enthusiasts, most people loose 50 I.Q. points when they enter a park, along with all of their manners and common sense.). I did get to drive the train, though. That was pretty cool!



ArtHistorian Mankato, Minnesota USA
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Got two nipples for a dime?
rolling on the floor laughing barf that was bad, but funny!



mick470 prior lake, Minnesota USA
That was bad...cheezy too..ha!handshake



lunazee103 St. Peter, Minnesota USA
You're so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt!

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

Can I have your picture? So I can show santa clause what I want for christmas

Do you have a map? because I just keep getting lost in your eyes

this is fun! lol




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