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I think I saw Herman with Lorina Bobbitt the other day in Walmart Very Good!

That was good!!!

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in s ome more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are
we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."


Happy Easter!

Very funny MNwildman,

Wish I could pull this one on my MOM she hovers in the kitchen giving tons of unwanted advise.

Off to boil eggs for EASTER!

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his
patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he
coached his patients to respond to his commands. When
the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,
"Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they
all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer
Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against
the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo
Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to
go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he re turned, there was a riot in progress.

Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked,
"What in the world happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going
just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,

"PEANUTS!"

Nothing like a pee joke to brighten the day.

At least it isn't raining outside but not excactly