Subject: Pastors Business Card

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lvslife moore USA

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>>A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
>>house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to
>>his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card
>>and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
>>
>>When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
>>card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
>>3:10."
>>
>>Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
>>laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
>>Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for
>>I was naked."
>>
>>Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
>>"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
>>
God Bless You Today
angel
rrr1952 Stillwater, Oklahoma USA
That was cute also.laugh




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