Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:39 AM CST
I see a lot of them here I like.
A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck joke.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:
You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if:
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
God Bless the USA!
AFTER READING THIS I AM PROUD TO BE A REDNECK!!!!!