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Or when there's fried okra and mac & cheese on the buffet at your company Christmas party!

or it's 60 degrees one day and then 30 the next!

......or when you see a sign that says "car warsh"

Forget Rednecks - here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from
Tennessee ...

>If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Tennessee.

>If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Tennessee.

>If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Tennessee.

>If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Knoxville for the weekend, you may live in Tennessee.

>If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Tennessee.

>If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Tennessee.

>If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Tennessee.

>If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Tennessee.

>If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Tennessee.

>If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Tennessee.

>If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Tennessee friends & others, you definitely live in Tennessee.

Well, Merky, how about this one:

When...the buffet table at the company Christmas Party has fried okra and mac & cheese!!

This is a true story!!

Didn't realize that Don had already listed this! (Don't you know it was peculiar to us both, even though I was born & raised here!!)

Yep! That certainly qualifies, doesn't it!

If your primary form of telecommunications is a CB radio...you might live in tennessee AND be a redneck.

theres nothing to do but screw and spew fluids along the way!

Do you never hang out in the Cooper-Young area?
The New Daisy,Otherlands?Cooper-Young Deli,and Soul Fish Cafe are my favs.

What's so strange about fried okra and mac & cheese being on the buffet table at a Christmas party??? Those are two of my favorites on any table....anytime!

You know that you in Tenn if you see a bar sign that says " come in..... and get off quicker...... Bull / horse riding.....

"FOR SALE" You know your in Tenn when someone says.....OK..... I'll trade you those two goats and that cow for your car

When you see signs like this:

Car Warsh!

He's not exaggerating! Last year at the Christmas party, okra and mac & cheese were indeed on the menu!

We've had a few giggles about that, despite the fact that I'm Southern by birth (the grace of God?)!!

Long live rednecks and their mid-Western/Western counterparts!

Happy Sunday to all!

OK, "OOPS!!!" Have replied more than once to this thread! See what old age will do to ya?