hedistuff: You posted red headed girl. Hey, you're kinda cute, you know that? Hmmm, Richwood. Where is that, uh, zactly? By the way, I was kinda wonderin', I need a wife, do you like to do dishes? You don't dress in pants, do ya? I'm a dress man, myself. Can you cook? Cuz' I like to eat. Sometimes I get put on the late shift and I need sombody to slop my hogs come daybreak. Do you like animals? I hope so. And any of you other womens readin', keep an eye out for me. I'm havin' trouble with my truck, so, you'll need a vehical. I want awomen that can can my vegtibles. so you red head girl, you wanna' get holda me?

You are such a crazy man!!!! Tears were running down my face while reading this....omg.....
Don't even know how to respond, but I'm sure I'll think of something soon....you know me....lol