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lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Fri Mar 6, 2009 11:44 AM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
laugh Yep..its another above you thread....

I cant start this one off coz Im alone at the moment....crying

laugh doh
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lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Fri Mar 6, 2009 11:48 AM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
Where did everybody go BTW? Seems to be a couple of people gone AWOL.....dunno


sigh
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skimpydoo Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Fri Mar 6, 2009 11:51 AM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
There was a young man who was a Manc
Who could never be called a wank
As thats only for the fool
Who supports Liverpool
A team which always stank
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lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Fri Mar 6, 2009 11:55 AM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
skimpydoo: There was a young man who was a Manc
Who could never be called a wank
As thats only for the fool
Who supports Liverpool
A team which always stank


laugh Howdy matey cheers

There was this old fella called Skimp
Who wanted to dress like a pimp
But due to the weather
He only had leather
So now he`s dressed up as a gimp


rolling on the floor laughing doh
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RubyTuesday1 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Fri Mar 6, 2009 4:15 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
lovaboy: Howdy matey

There was this old fella called Skimp
Who wanted to dress like a pimp
But due to the weather
He only had leather
So now he`s dressed up as a gimp
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

There once was a Lovaboy bold
His head was feeling the cold
He put on a thong
Which looked very wrong
It resembles an arse now I'm told blushing
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joe25266 edenderry, Offaly Ireland
Fri Mar 6, 2009 8:05 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
RubyTuesday1: There once was a Lovaboy bold
His head was feeling the cold
He put on a thong
Which looked very wrong
It resembles an arse now I'm told


A young daydreamer called Ruby
Pulled out her magnificant Booby
encouraged a waiter
to wine dine and date her
now Ruby has a baby called trudy
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RubyTuesday1 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Sat Mar 7, 2009 8:10 AM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
joe25266: A young daydreamer called Ruby
Pulled out her magnificant Booby
encouraged a waiter
to wine dine and date her
now Ruby has a baby called trudy


A Man from the land of Biffo
An intimate encounter he wanted to know
So he went on CS
Looking for a mistress
Will anyone help out poor Joe? laugh
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sharmini dublin, Dublin Ireland
Sat Mar 7, 2009 3:29 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
A lady who breakfasts at tiffneys
but probably lives close to diffneys
A bejewelled young miss
Can you guess who it is?
Said kenny rogers, dont take him to town!

doh
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RubyTuesday1 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Sat Mar 7, 2009 3:39 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
Sharmini's a girl on CS
Her musical knowledge doth impress,
She's organising a night
She says she wont bite
Unless the boys try to look down her dress laugh
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sharmini dublin, Dublin Ireland
Sat Mar 7, 2009 3:44 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
rolling on the floor laughing applause
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lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Sun Mar 8, 2009 11:28 AM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
RubyTuesday1: Sharmini's a girl on CS
Her musical knowledge doth impress,
She's organising a night
She says she wont bite
Unless the boys try to look down her dress



Ill get ya back for ya thongy verse...Ive got writers block at the moment though....laugh wave
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lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Sun Mar 8, 2009 11:50 AM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
A young lady named RubyTuesday
She wanted to watch a chick movie..
But instead of a chick...
She watched a skin flick
Now people think that shes a floozy...


laugh yay
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Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Sun Mar 8, 2009 11:54 AM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
lovaboy: A young lady named RubyTuesday
She wanted to watch a chick movie..
But instead of a chick...
She watched a skin flick
Now people think that shes a floozy...


Lovaboy had a problem with drink
In a thread he regaled us, just think
While he had a doze
The offie had closed
So he came here to kick up a stink!

wave
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lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Sun Mar 8, 2009 11:56 AM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
Fallingman: Lovaboy had a problem with drink
In a thread he regaled us, just think
While he had a doze
The offie had closed
So he came here to kick up a stink!



rolling on the floor laughing wave Goooood...
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derrywoman derry, Londonderry, Ireland
Sun Mar 8, 2009 2:24 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
There a man on the pc.

Lovaboy was his id,

he had wandering mind,

that could leave him blind,

Poor we lovaboy on the pc!
grin
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lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Sun Mar 8, 2009 2:38 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
derrywoman: There a man on the pc.

Lovaboy was his id,

he had wandering mind,

that could leave him blind,

Poor we lovaboy on the pc!


Who said that??? uh oh

laugh scold
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RubyTuesday1 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Sun Mar 8, 2009 2:53 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
Fallingman: Lovaboy had a problem with drink
In a thread he regaled us, just think
While he had a doze
The offie had closed
So he came here to kick up a stink!


Fallingman ha a way with the words
It helps him attract lots of birds
He has a big eye
As blue as the sky
And he always ages backwards laugh
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Crystal29 Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sun Mar 8, 2009 2:55 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
lovaboy: Who said that???


Lovaboy's such a sweet guy
who is always the first to say 'hi'
he makes us all laugh
when he's had a wee half
and drank the off licence dry..... laugh

wave
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Crystal29 Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sun Mar 8, 2009 2:58 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
For Fallingman..... wave

FM has a superfast brain
especially when playing a wordgame
in the forums he shows
just how much he knows
while pretending he's actually sane.... laugh
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lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Sun Mar 8, 2009 2:59 PM CST : Write A Cheeky Limerick About The One Above Ya...
Crystal29: Lovaboy's such a sweet guy
who is always the first to say 'hi'
he makes us all laugh
when he's had a wee half
and drank the off licence dry.....


laugh Always has somethin to do wi the booze....rolling on the floor laughing wave wave


A lady named C29..
She loved to kick back and drink wine.
Till all had but gone...
So bang went her fun..
And now shes here, tryin to steal mine...laugh tongue
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