Welshman & The Sheep

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lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.
The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

So the man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.


'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them keeps on beeping the f*****g horn.'


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ladylumps Dublin, Dublin Ireland
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Thank God I dont eat lamb anymore rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
ladylumps: Thank God I dont eat lamb anymore


Ha ha....ewww laugh
ladylumps Dublin, Dublin Ireland
lovaboy: Ha ha....ewww


Yes it was RAMmed into me as a kid and cant stand the stuff barf barf barf



readyornot0 stratford- on -slaney, Wicklow Ireland
did he do it at the cliff face so they push back harder laugh nice one I only hope the paddys can f///k the welsh team tomorow



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Slightly off subject dunno

does anyone know anyone who can shear sheep and around me in South Sligo - my two girls are looking a bit wooly as I didnt do them last year - cant catch the feckers.help
lovaboy Big Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Ecoprincess: Slightly off subject

does anyone know anyone who can shear sheep and around me in South Sligo - my two girls are looking a bit wooly as I didnt do them last year - cant catch the feckers.



Go to the UK forums and ask...theres a few sheep shearin taffs laugh



RubyTuesday1 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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