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gorrestfump portlaoise, Leix Ireland
Sun Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CST : gumpy is a bit drunk again
a great weekend...

a biker chick offered to siphon me off some pleasure.. wasnt sure what she meant...

a stunnin six foot plus looked down on me asked me to lift her up... i mean, what the fuck???rolling on the floor laughing

and i had the best fun..applause
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tgwstw Cork, Cork Ireland
Sun Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CST : gumpy is a bit drunk again
gorrestfump: a great weekend...

a biker chick offered to siphon me off some pleasure.. wasnt sure what she meant...

a stunnin six foot plus looked down on me asked me to lift her up... i mean, what the fuck???

and i had the best fun..

Glad you had fun.
I sent an explicit text to my Dad last night, as he was just above someone elses name.
It involved something similar to siphoning off some pleasure.
I haven't seen him yet and I plan to hide in my room for the next two years til the shame wears off.

Drunken texting NOT good!
crying
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gorrestfump portlaoise, Leix Ireland
Sun Jul 5, 2009 7:52 PM CST : gumpy is a bit drunk again
tgwstw: Glad you had fun.
I sent an explicit text to my Dad last night, as he was just above someone elses name.
It involved something similar to siphoning off some pleasure.
I haven't seen him yet and I plan to hide in my room for the next two years til the shame wears off.

Drunken texting NOT good!


ah yea.... but ur daddy loves u and understands ur weakness's im sure...

just smile, play dumb, and it will all end in hugs..:)
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tgwstw Cork, Cork Ireland
Sun Jul 5, 2009 7:52 PM CST : gumpy is a bit drunk again
gorrestfump: ah yea.... but ur daddy loves u and understands ur weakness's im sure...

just smile, play dumb, and it will all end in hugs..:)

We don't hug.

Sure I caught him watching Babestation, we're even now.
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gorrestfump portlaoise, Leix Ireland
Sun Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CST : gumpy is a bit drunk again
tgwstw: We don't hug.

Sure I caught him watching Babestation, we're even now.


hahaha.. ara sure babstation is tame... now, if u caught him his willy out watchin babestation, then that would be different..rolling on the floor laughing
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tgwstw Cork, Cork Ireland
Sun Jul 5, 2009 7:55 PM CST : gumpy is a bit drunk again
gorrestfump: hahaha.. ara sure babstation is tame... now, if u caught him his willy out watchin babestation, then that would be different..

Oh that was just wrong.

One bite on the conversing sack coming your way Mister.

Just to be even, imagine your parents humping.
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gorrestfump portlaoise, Leix Ireland
Sun Jul 5, 2009 7:56 PM CST : gumpy is a bit drunk again
tgwstw: Oh that was just wrong.

One bite on the sack coming your way Mister.

Just to be even, imagine your parents humping.


walked in on them when i was a child..

scarred me so it did..sigh
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tgwstw Cork, Cork Ireland
Sun Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CST : gumpy is a bit drunk again
gorrestfump: walked in on them when i was a child..

scarred me so it did..

Oh Gosh.
Not good.

I'd recoil in horror.
crying
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