New Home (15)

Everybody has different priorities.
Some want to live out the country even if it means commuting/not being near services etc. to avail of larger houses/gardens & peace and quiet.

Some live in town although more expensive/smaller houses, but less commuting and more services.

Once you know your own priority, then it will be easier to answer the rest of your questions yourself.

I couldnt decide, so instead I sleep behind a hedge. When I'm not reading bongo mags that is.

Defiantly get a surveyor to give the new house
A thorough check over, many new houses have
Been found to have inadequate insulation, plumbing
Etc despite laws requiring the building standards
Requiring a certain standard

People think because a house is new that it's
Perfect, not always the case, also get the surveyor
To check for adequate sound proofing as many
New houses are a nightmare to live in if sound
Proofing is not up to scratch

Also check where your house will be if your
Buying it off the plans, a friend of mine looked
At the show house at the front of the estate
And never bothered to look at the area at the
Back of the estate where his house was to be
Built, his house was built with a pylon 20 metres
Away from his front window

Avoid new developments with property management
Company's in charge of the up keep, their fees
Start off small then take a huge jump once you're
Moved in then they do less and less for your money
And the usual excuse for not doing necessary work
Is that your fees are being used elsewhere to make
Up the shortfall for the people that aren't paying
Their fees

Basically they do nothing for your money, avoid
This situation like the plague

Namaste Yoga Lover,


I get the sense that you are stuck in your head on this issue. You need to let go of all your fears around buying a home and invite the Divine to guide you in an assessment of your personal inventory. Go deeper and clarify that you are powerless before the property market. It is an unknowable mystery. We are all just grains of sand on it’s astral-beach. Think of those homes as quantum stardust and yourself as a tired seeker on the path in need of a safe meta- harbour. Come home my child. Come home.

Try some trance-channeling and see what resonates with your aura. Wait, it’s coming to me now. There is a Toltec mandala in the front garden. I see it clearly and I can show you the general area for a mere €200.

You didn’t mention what your power animal is? That’s very important when considering the positioning of your new ashram. Bears don’t like busy places and the eagle doesn’t like to be near home appliance outlets. And don’t ever ask a beaver to live near a motorway. Have you considered and Earth Ship or a Yurt?

What year were you born? Are you a rat, a bull or a duck? And what is your rising sign? I wouldn’t consider buying a home without consulting the angel cards, the I –Ching and at least four animal helpers if I were you.

I hope this has been of some meager help. Please don’t think I am talking like this to appear morally superior … or anything. I really am this virtuous.

Love and Light

Star Child Warrior


P.S.
Just in case you have some spare cash to burn want to invest in your future here are my prices suggested donations. I have a vacancy in about 2 weeks

Animal Helper Consultation - €100

Angel Card Reading - €120

I Ching Reading - €100

Smudging €85

You are some eejit, Star