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ALL HAIL THE GREAT DICTATOR

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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:37 PM CST
ALL HAIL EMPORER PATRICK THOMAS


Bow at his feet and feel the greatness in his presence....
bowing bowing bowing bowing bowing bowing bowing bowing

Refusal to do so results in shamrock shamrock blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah shamrock boxing boxing boxing devil devil devil

Folowers of our Great Dictator Stand and be recognised....

1... General Jimbhoy
2...Colonel Shane
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lancomegirl
ireland, Roscommon Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:41 PM CST
What is going on?, I think I have been off the scene far to long. im so confused!!!comfort
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thehearld
shannon, Clare Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
colonel shane is also known as the chief spanker first class
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
The boss made a daring escape on a Vespa from his prison and is now finalising his plans for world domination... with spankings for the non believersrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
Folowers of our Great Dictator Stand and be recognised....

1... General Jimbhoy
2...Colonel Shane.. Chief Spanker 1st Class with honours (only guy who spanked Nualas arse and escaped unharmed)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:51 PM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
Folowers of our Great Dictator Stand and be recognised....

1... General Jimbhoy
2...Colonel Shane.. Chief Spanker 1st Class with honours (only guy who spanked Nualas arse and escaped unharmed)


There is to be an inspection of all arses at 12.00 midnight of all arses before and after spanking by the three big knobs, Myself your almighty Emperor and my Colnoel and General.

The offical order to the offenders shall be BENDOVER
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:57 PM CST
THE EMPORER COMANDS AND IT SHALL BE OBEYED



THE SPANKFEST BEGINS



yay yay yay yay yay yay
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:59 PM CST
In response to:
What is going on?, I think I have been off the scene far to long. im so confused!!!


I think if you check with my Colonel that "being confused" is an offence under section 34516, subsection 44, clause 13 and amendment 8.

12.00 midnight have your arse cocked in the air for us to inspect, spank and re-inspect!
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:14 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
I think if you check with my Colonel that "being confused" is an offence under section 34516, subsection 44, clause 13 and amendment 8.

12.00 midnight have your arse cocked in the air for us to inspect, spank and re-inspect!



dropping jaw JESUS IM OUTTA HERE ...... motorcycle
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:24 PM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
The boss made a daring escape on a Vespa from his prison and is now finalising his plans for world domination... with spankings for the non believers


ooh, ooh, non believer herewave rolling on the floor laughing
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:25 PM CST
Crystal29 wrote:
JESUS IM OUTTA HERE ......


Driving a Vespa without a helmet, Arse in air at the stroke of midnight!
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
jampet wrote:
ooh, ooh, non believer here


Another offender, Midnight, form an orderly queue!
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:30 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Another offender, Midnight, form an orderly queue!


In your dreams Emporer PT ...... sticking out tongue
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:32 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Another offender, Midnight, form an orderly queue!

i've got to work tomorrow- could i get my reward punishment early please Sir?
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:33 PM CST
Crystal29 wrote:
In your dreams Emporer PT ......


What a cheek, the Emperor does not dream, the Emperor is a dream! double spanking for Lady Crystal!
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:36 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
What a cheek , the Emperor does not dream, the Emperor is a dream! double spanking for Lady Crystal!


Have mercy oh great one...my bum cheeks couldnt cope with a double spanking.......

bowing
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:36 PM CST
jampet wrote:
i've got to work tomorrow- could i get my punishment early please Sir?

We have to inspect all arses before and after,
BENDOVER!
SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!

Now for the inspection

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:38 PM CST
Crystal29 wrote:
Have mercy oh great one...my bum cheeks couldnt cope with a double spanking.......


I shall confer with my Officers and see if we can come up with something less painful but still very hard.
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:39 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
We have to inspect all arses before and after,
BENDOVER!
SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!

Now for the inspection


popcorn
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:40 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
I shall confer with my Officers and see if we can come up with something less painful but still very hard.


Drat...Ive just been rubbing vineger into them too to toughen them up a bit.....rolling on the floor laughing
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