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ALL HAIL THE GREAT DICTATOR

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mrwright1
downtown ballybollock, Sligo Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:05 PM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
haven't seen you for a few days i did your limierick, i think i may have to lay low, there is a lot of secrecy going on here, traitors, spies, ohhhh the intrigue


so whats new rolling eyes
you are an a dating site ya know laugh
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Midship
Limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:09 PM CST

Glad I stayed out of this one :phew: laugh with all the spanking rolling on the floor laughing
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mrwright1
downtown ballybollock, Sligo Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:12 PM CST
Midship wrote:
Glad I stayed out of this one :phew: with all the spanking


hi ya

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:22 PM CST
Midship wrote:
Glad I stayed out of this one :phew: with all the spanking


Too Late, you are in the despotic (But humblelaugh) Emperor's domain Constant Spankings
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Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:38 PM CST
mrwright1 wrote:
so whats new
you are an a dating site ya know


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I meant in his royal hine asses courtrolling on the floor laughing shhh don't say i said that, i could be hung by my toes i am surewink it's our secretwink laugh
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:50 PM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
what will happen if i refuse sir?


You will be removed to the deepest darkest dungeons where you shall see spirits shriek, and souls moan for just one more feel of a paddle on their bare arse! Wherefore you will plead and bargain and make vows and pledge allegiances to devils and demons too dark to be seen in the brightest light so as to have one last feel of that lovely paddle on your rosy red cheeks!
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Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:54 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
You will be removed to the deepest darkest dungeons where you shall see spirits shriek , and souls moan for just one more feel of a paddle on their bare arse! Wherefore you will plead and bargain and make vows and pledge allegiances to devils and demons too dark to be seen in the brightest light so as to have one last feel of that lovely paddle on your rosy red cheeks!


NOOOOOooo!but do i have to be the first to get spanked sire?, your majesty? there is another woman on here that i have seen do the behind the scenes kind of thing that deserves it worse than i, so what about that? her first?dancing banana head banger
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:59 PM CST
cowboy


Don't mind me, I'm just a conscientious observer.
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:08 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Don't mind me, I'm just a conscientious observer.


Does that mean you take Pic's and post them on the squinternet?
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:12 PM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
NOOOOOooo!but do i have to be the first to get spanked sire?, your majesty? there is another woman on here that i have seen do the behind the scenes kind of thing that deserves it worse than i, so what about that? her first?


So you wish to be a conscienceless observer! Stand i line Wench and we will gather our spankees for a spankfest!
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Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:30 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
So you wish to be a conscienceless observer! Stand i line Wench and we will gather our spankees for a spankfest!


motorcycle on my way for the video equipment sire, will returnprofessor ohh and i think kidatheart should be the first one to get the spankingdancing banana dancing banana rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Tamarory
Widnes, Cheshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:36 PM CST
never fear.. squire is here!! i'll just be here with my paintbrush awaiting orders! here's to you
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:44 PM CST
Tamarory wrote:
never fear.. squire is here!! i'll just be here with my paintbrush awaiting orders!


Well Rory It's like this, You see there is an empire and an Emperor who like spanking womens arses and a devilish plot to undermine them! As you can surely see the splendour of spanking womens bottoms to a blushing pink colour is surely the right of every freeman, hence this dark war against the infedels that dare to take our birthright away!
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Midship
Limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:48 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Too Late, you are in the despotic (But humble) Emperor's domain Constant Spankings


Can I not be in the Too Late Late Show grin
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:48 PM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
on my way for the video equipment sire, will return ohh and i think kidatheart should be the first one to get the spanking


This is your responsibility Irishlass, you are henceforth to be known as first female officer spanker! take a bow!
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Tamarory
Widnes, Cheshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:49 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Well Rory It's like this, You see there is an empire and an Emperor who like spanking womens arses and a devilish plot to undermine them! As you can surely see the splendour of spanking womens bottoms to a blushing pink colour is surely the right of every freeman, hence this dark war against the infedels that dare to take our birthright away!


ah right laugh

i suppose you got a valid point there! i dont have to dress up in any kind of gimp outfit do i?!

and what the fecks my paintbrush for then! confused
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:58 PM CST
Tamarory wrote:
ah right

i suppose you got a valid point there! i dont have to dress up in any kind of gimp outfit do i?!

and what the fecks my paintbrush for then!


No, come as you are. Your paintbrush is for painting scenes of an Empire with a strong spanking tradition being attacked by vicious wanabe's who want to deprive us Spankers of our birthright!
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:59 PM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
on my way for the video equipment sire, will return ohh and i think kidatheart should be the first one to get the spanking



Will it be leather.....or lace.hmmm
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Tamarory
Widnes, Cheshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 8:06 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
No, come as you are. Your paintbrush is for painting scenes of an Empire with a strong spanking tradition being attacked by vicious wanabe's who want to deprive us Spankers of our birthright!


fair enough.. i'll start by painting a target on kidatheart for irishlass wine
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 8:08 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Will it be leather.....or lace.


Both and then some, hope you got a long lens for irishlass!
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