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ALL HAIL THE GREAT DICTATOR

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 6:31 PM CST
ladies please show some level of restraint! now form an orderly queue and assume the position.

LET THE SPANKINGS COMMENCE!
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ladylumps
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 6:40 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
ladies please show some level of restraint! now form an orderly queue and assume the position.

LET THE SPANKINGS COMMENCE!


We don't queue darling you grovel to us, didn't I explain it to you earlier how this works - we inflict the pain - you take it.
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 6:56 PM CST
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We don't queue darling you grovel to us, didn't I explain it to you earlier how this works - we inflict the pain - you take it.


WTF!dropping jaw Have you taken up with the insurgents? you had better assume the position or it will be the stocks for you my Lady!
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ladylumps
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:04 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
WTF! Have you taken up with the insurgents? you had better assume the position or it will be the stocks for you my Lady!



Yeah right I'd love to see you tryboxing
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:08 PM CST
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Yeah right I'd love to see you try


The Royal platoon shall be sent forth and one Ladylumps shall be escorted against her will to ye Royal stocks where her haunches will be exposed to all and sundry wherby a Royal public spanking shall tale place at 1.00 tonight!

Your humble and overdressed Emperor
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ladylumps
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:11 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
The Royal platoon shall be sent forth and one Ladylumps shall be escorted against her will to ye Royal stocks where her haunches will be exposed to all and sundry wherby a Royal public spanking shall tale place at 1.00 tonight!

Your humble and overdressed Emperor



Oh er a platoon how many men are in that then??
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:31 PM CST
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Oh er a platoon how many men are in that then??


100 of my finest fittest men in uniform. What a dark place you have found yourself in my dear!
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ladylumps
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:36 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
100 of my finest fittest men in uniform. What a dark place you have found yourself in my dear!


Nooooo its not a dark place 100 fit men in uniform??? Thats heaven like Christmas morning unwrapping my presents shimmy shimmy I should be done with them by say oh breakfast. Just giving you enough to have the next platoon on standby. Although I did say I wasn't going to have anything more to do with men in uniform - best if you take them out of their uniforms first so.batting eyelashes batting eyelashes
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ladylumps
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:43 PM CST
Well LL is heading to bed and waiting for 100 fit uniformless ( another new word for you PT ) soldiers. yawn zzzz yawn zzzz
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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:52 PM CST
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Well LL is heading to bed and waiting for 100 fit uniformless ( another new word for you PT ) soldiers.


Oh jeez!! 100 fit men in (or out) of uniforms. At your attention.. And a spanking thrown in too!!! You lucky lass!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:58 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
Oh jeez!! 100 fit men in (or out) of uniforms. At your attention.. And a spanking thrown in too!!! You lucky lass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMGdropping jaw Another one Welcome to CONSTANT SPANKINGS

Assume the position

Your humble and despotic Emperor
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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:00 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
OMG Another one Welcome to CONSTANT SPANKINGS

Assume the position

Your humble and despotic Emperor


I have only two words to mutter.....................



YES MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

grin rolling on the floor laughing grin
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:07 PM CST
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Nooooo its not a dark place 100 fit men in uniform??? Thats heaven like Christmas morning unwrapping my presents I should be done with them by say oh breakfast. Just giving you enough to have the next platoon on standby. Although I did say I wasn't going to have anything more to do with men in uniform - best if you take them out of their uniforms first so.


It has come to my royal attention that the offenders are not responding appropriately so the men will be doubled and the spankings increased to three times daily!

Ah the glow of a rosy red cheek in the evening
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:09 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
I have only two words to mutter.....................
YES MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is the correct level of subordination required!

Assume the position


Let the Royal spankings begin!
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:11 PM CST
Now Wench, does not the glow of a freshly spanked arse make one feel good to be alive!
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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:16 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Now Wench, does not the glow of a freshly spanked arse make one feel good to be alive!


Well, it makes ME feel alive!!!blushing blushing grin
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:26 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
Well, it makes ME feel alive!!!


Henceforth you will against your will be brought before the Emperor for your daily spankings Wench!
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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:30 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Henceforth you will against your will be brought before the Emperor for your daily spankings Wench!



Hmm But is it really against my will?????????

I will pretend it is against my will, if it pleases????wink grin
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:38 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
Hmm But is it really against my will?????????

I will pretend it is against my will, if it pleases????


Godamm it Wench it is against your will! Double spankings for you now!
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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:43 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Godamm it Wench it is against your will! Double spankings for you now!


OH YES!!!!!!! I mean NO NO NO wink
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