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ALL HAIL THE GREAT DICTATOR

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:14 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
OH YES!!!!!!! I mean NO NO NO



Well now Lady Porscha, you have indeed been very naughty tonight, The humble yet despotic Emperor may well have to give you some punishment only reserved for his ladies in waiting.

Bring on the leathers and Lace!
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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:15 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
ladies please show some level of restraint! now form an orderly queue and assume the position.

LET THE SPANKINGS COMMENCE!



HEY PATRICKTHOMAS ................. LOVE THE OUTFIT.......... its sooooooooo you. sozzzzzzzzzzzz Im on vacation spanking is not an option not the kinda thing the Yanks are into.
Sorry to say Im havin a wonderful time sunshine heat and good foodcheering cheering

Hope your all enjoyin the Irish weather.........


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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:17 PM CST
NOBLONDEHERE wrote:
HEY PATRICKTHOMAS ................. LOVE THE OUTFIT.......... its sooooooooo you. sozzzzzzzzzzzz Im on vacation spanking is not an option not the kinda thing the Yanks are into.
Sorry to say Im havin a wonderful time sunshine heat and good food

Hope your all enjoyin the Irish weather.........A


We will take over the world!

SPANKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:21 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
We will take over the world!

SPANKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE



wHAT ARE U DOIN UP AT THIS HOUR .. shock ............ HAVE YE NO BEDS TO GO TO dunno confused


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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:23 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Well now Lady Porscha, you have indeed been very naughty tonight, The humble yet despotic Emperor may well have to give you some punishment only reserved for his ladies in waiting.

Bring on the leathers and Lace!


"Reserved for ladies in waiting"

Jeez I am a lady (term used loosely) In anticipation!!! grin

(Maybe you might of met your match??) dunno
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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:26 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
"Reserved for ladies in waiting"

Jeez I am a lady (term used loosely) In anticipation!!!

(Maybe you might of met your match??)




Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Im not so sure do u know this PATRICKTHOMAS just when u think u have one up on him he comes out with one better. I mean where would u get such an outfit.

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:31 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
"Reserved for ladies in waiting"

Jeez I am a lady (term used loosely) In anticipation!!!

(Maybe you might of met your match??)


The humble and cantankerous Emperor has noted from his spies that Lady Porscha is indeed skilful in her use of weapons of lass destruction.

To My Private Dungeons! "prepare the chains"
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:37 PM CST
NOBLONDEHERE wrote:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Im not so sure do u know this PATRICKTHOMAS just when u think u have one up on him he comes out with one better. I mean where would u get such an outfit.

A


My wardrobe is none of your concern! double spankings on your well rounded arse!

ASSUME THE POSITION!
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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:38 PM CST
NOBLONDEHERE wrote:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Im not so sure do u know this PATRICKTHOMAS just when u think u have one up on him he comes out with one better. I mean where would u get such an outfit.

A


Thanks for the words of advice, But he has not met up with me and as for my outfit??????? I have my Adam Ant one!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!! Might surprise PT some what!! LMAO rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:39 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
The humble and cantankerous Emperor has noted from his spies that Lady Porscha is indeed skilful in her use of weapons of lass destruction.

To My Private Dungeons! "prepare the chains"


What??? Only chains????????????????


Come on!!!!!!wink wink
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:47 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
What??? Only chains????????????????Come on!!!!!!


This is a lively one indeed, chain and shackle her to the wall, open my private chest of fiendish instruments !
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 7:43 PM CST
Porscha has now been removed to my private dungeons where she will never nevermore set foot on this free land, and be subjected to the utmost cruelty ever beheld by any Woman! Spankings will resume after I HAVE HAD MY CRUEL AND DESPOTIC MANNER ON THIS FRAIL AND SUBTLE FLOWER OF WOMANHOOD!

Your increasingly despotic and cruel emperor!
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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 10:28 PM CST



Porsha where fore art thou Porsha ............... what has the fiend done with u..........innocent innocent


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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 6:11 PM CST
NOBLONDEHERE wrote:
Porsha where fore art thou Porsha ............... what has the fiend done with u.......... A


Forget porscha, she has been tied up, screwed up and fuck*d up so long now in the EMPERORS Dungeons that she is now so happy, that she wishes to say..............................................but that is of course not allowed!

Ok, line up! You sinners, you hypocrites, you ass kisers, you sheep idiots! Spanking will now commence for an 1/2 hour and no more "'cos The EMPEROR has army's to muster and force and feed, and conquer, and f course spankings to administer!!
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phantomsmiler
somewhere, Mayo Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 6:30 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Forget porscha, she has been tied up, screwed up and fuck*d up so long now in the EMPERORS Dungeons that she is now so happy, that she wishes to say..............................................but that is of course not allowed!

Ok, line up! You sinners, you hypocrites, you ass kisers, you sheep idiots! Spanking will now commence for an 1/2 hour and no more "'cos The EMPEROR has army's to muster and force and feed, and conquer, and f course spankings to administer!!


Patrick, do you ever sleep? rolling on the floor laughing
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 6:35 PM CST
phantomsmiler wrote:
Patrick, do you ever sleep?


Ah! New to our torturous dungeons are you? NO THE EMPEROR NEVER SLEEPS! How else would he be EMPEROR!
Spanking for you Phantomsmiler coming up!
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phantomsmiler
somewhere, Mayo Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 6:53 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Ah! New to our torturous dungeons are you? NO THE EMPEROR NEVER SLEEPS! How else would he be EMPEROR!
Spanking for you Phantomsmiler coming up!



In yer dreams Patrick, your arms aren't long enough to reach from there sticking out tongue
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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 11:32 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Forget porscha, she has been tied up, screwed up and fuck*d up so long now in the EMPERORS Dungeons that she is now so happy, that she wishes to say..............................................but that is of course not allowed!

Ok, line up! You sinners, you hypocrites, you ass kisers, you sheep idiots! Spanking will now commence for an 1/2 hour and no more "'cos The EMPEROR has army's to muster and force and feed, and conquer, and f course spankings to administer!!


Fine line between fantasy and reality .................... u relly getting into the part................................ I can do character debriefings if u needrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 26, 2008, 12:44 PM CST
Now that the Spanked arses have had time to heal properly.. it is time to assume the position again...
The Emporers energy levels are at there peak again.... but he is having withdrawal symptoms from the lack of arse slapping....
And also we have a certain member who is trying to spank bums and doesn't have the qualifications,experience nor does he have the permission of the GREAT SPANKTATOR. this is herrassy and should be punishable by getting his arse whipped with paddles,whips,a mace. barbed wire, and a good old slipper with salt thown over his arse to help the pain increase...

So subject Bow down and be grateful for the Great Emporer and his need to take you along the path of pain and love in spanking....

THE SPANKSTER IS BACK
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thehearld
shannon, Clare Ireland
Posted: Jul 26, 2008, 12:56 PM CST
the reason the emoror was "AWAY" and "LACKING IN ENERGY" was because he barely survived an assassination attempt by the resistance!


VIVE LA REVALOUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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