ALL HAIL THE GREAT DICTATOR

patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:37 PM CST

The elder Bush, and Gorbachev are flying in a jet, arguing about which country has better life standards and stronger economy.
After a long discussion, Gorbachev throws a Ruble our the window and says: "Today, I made a man happy!"
Bush throws out 2 one Dollar bills and tells him: "Well, I made two people happy today!"
Hearing this, the two pilots start chatting with each other: "Shouldn't we throw them both out and make the whole World happier?"

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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:38 PM CST

Under the law No ~#?<>)&*$%£"69 subsection 74

KNICKERS ARE FORBIDDEN WHEN PUNISHMENT IS BEING SERVED

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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:39 PM CST

patrickthomas wrote:

You have an arse the size of a postage stamp? BENDOVER

FOR WHAT PURPOSE HAVE U CHOSEN SPANKING OH GREAT EMPORER AS A MEANS OF PUNISHMENT.............. STATISTICS SHOW THAT MOST WOMEN WOULD FIND PLEASURE IN SUCH AN ACTIVITY.................................... surely tickling their feet with a feather would have a far greater effect...............

A

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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:40 PM CST

NOBLONDEHERE wrote:

FOR WHAT PURPOSE HAVE U CHOSEN SPANKING OH GREAT EMPORER AS A MEANS OF PUNISHMENT.............. STATISTICS SHOW THAT MOST WOMEN WOULD FIND PLEASURE IN SUCH AN ACTIVITY.................................... surely tickling their feet with a feather would have a far greater effect............... A

NOOOOO

Not the feather, PLEASE

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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:44 PM CST

vonney wrote:

NOOOOONot the feather, PLEASE

THE FEATHER IS USED IN EXTREME CASES AND ONLY AFTER THE SPANKINGS

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:46 PM CST

NOBLONDEHERE wrote:

FOR WHAT PURPOSE HAVE U CHOSEN SPANKING OH GREAT EMPORER AS A MEANS OF PUNISHMENT.............. STATISTICS SHOW THAT MOST WOMEN WOULD FIND PLEASURE IN SUCH AN ACTIVITY.................................... surely tickling their feet with a feather would have a far greater effect............... A

No Tickling, just spanking and we need to check out their asses to see if they have good childbearing hips so as to go forth and multiply so we can swell the ranks of our great army and put photos on the internet.

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nuala
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:49 PM CST

patrickthomas wrote:

No Tickling, just spanking and we need to check out their asses to see if they have good childbearing hips so as to go forth and multiply so we can swell the ranks of our great army and put photos on the internet.

well then thats me off the hook as i did my bit in the childbearing .....after 8 kids i did as i was told .....go forth and multiply......and i took it literaly...

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:49 PM CST

jimbhoy wrote:

THE FEATHER IS USED IN EXTREME CASES AND ONLY AFTER THE SPANKINGS

Very good General, and it must be the feather off a White Goose killed on the Summer Equinox and fashioned into a quill so we can write various observations an their arse while tickling them.

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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:50 PM CST

patrickthomas wrote:

No Tickling, just spanking and we need to check out their asses to see if they have good childbearing hips so as to go forth and multiply so we can swell the ranks of our great army and put photos on the internet.

THATS ME OUTTA OF THE PICTURE SO............................... MINE WERE DELIVERED BY A GREATER EMPORER CAESAR .............................. no irthing hips here tg

MOVE ON WHILST U CAN

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nuala
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:51 PM CST

patrickthomas wrote:

Very good General, and it must be the feather off a White Goose killed on the Summer Equinox and fashioned into a quill so we can write various observations an their arse while tickling them.

Well i know for a fact and i got it from the horse's mouth......your General is shooting blanks........

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:56 PM CST

nuala wrote:

Well i know for a fact and i got it from the horse's mouth......your General is shooting blanks........

Your Horse is a liar, OFF WITH HIS HEAD

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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:58 PM CST

patrickthomas wrote:

Your Horse is a liar, OFF WITH HIS HEAD

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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:00 PM CST

patrickthomas wrote:

Your Horse is a liar, OFF WITH HIS HEAD

is the emporer a tad upset............................

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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:07 PM CST

NOBLONDEHERE wrote:

is the emporer a tad upset............................

I THINK THIS CALLS FOR SOME REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ................... HIS GRACIOUS ESTEEMED EMPORER LEADER SHOULD REPORT FOR A SPANKIN TO ALL THE LADIES ON HERE POSTE HASTE

LET ME B FIRST

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:11 PM CST

NOBLONDEHERE wrote:

I THINK THIS CALLS FOR SOME REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ................... HIS GRACIOUS ESTEEMED EMPORER LEADER SHOULD REPORT FOR A SPANKIN TO ALL THE LADIES ON HERE POSTE HASTE

LET ME B FIRST

Your gracious esteemed Emperor does not expose his nether regions to any mere riff raff Hmph!

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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:15 PM CST

patrickthomas wrote:

Your gracious esteemed Emperor does not expose his nether regions to any mere riff raff Hmph!

Indeed .................... thats not what I heard I shall revert to the horse ..................

A

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sharina
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:16 PM CST

NOBLONDEHERE wrote:

I THINK THIS CALLS FOR SOME REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ................... HIS GRACIOUS ESTEEMED EMPORER LEADER SHOULD REPORT FOR A SPANKIN TO ALL THE LADIES ON HERE POSTE HASTE

LET ME B FIRST

LET ME GO BEHIND YOU NOBLONDEHERE.... ..I THINK A RIGHT ROYAL WHIPPING IS IN ORDER..

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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:27 PM CST

sharina wrote:

LET ME GO BEHIND YOU NOBLONDEHERE.... ..I THINK A RIGHT ROYAL WHIPPING IS IN ORDER..

Why yes indeed my loyal subject. BENDOVER

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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:33 PM CST

patrickthomas wrote:

Your gracious esteemed Emperor does not expose his nether regions to any mere riff raff Hmph!

methinks some reverse psychology is at play here. i think the great dictator hopes for some begging to precede his public flogging- well men do like an audience. Resist women!!

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sharina
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:33 PM CST

patrickthomas wrote:

Why yes indeed my loyal subject. BENDOVER

Did Your gracious the esteemed Emperor (who doesnt expose his nether regions to any mere riff raff) Call for a mere servant girl..??????

IM HERE......

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