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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:37 PM CST
sharina wrote:
Did Your gracious the esteemed Emperor (who doesnt expose his nether regions to any mere riff raff) Call for a mere servant girl..??????

IM HERE......


Ahem...... Your Emperor does indeed require a servant girl, to service his many needs, particularly his constant need of total subornation and worship. On your Knees WENCH!
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:38 PM CST
sharina wrote:
Did Your gracious the esteemed Emperor (who doesnt expose his nether regions to any mere riff raff) Call for a mere servant girl..??????

IM HERE......


back off rif raff, there's a queue of royalty first .rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sharina
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:42 PM CST
jampet wrote:
back off rif raff, there's a queue of royalty first .


Im sorrrrrrrrrrrrr yor Royal whiplash highness.... ......
i shall wait my turn......D'oh!
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:47 PM CST
Ladies Please! There is more than enough of the Emperor to go around, now you jampet you hold this and sharina hold that AAAAAhhhhhhh............now doesen't this and that feel good girls................
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sharina
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:49 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Ladies Please! There is more than enough of the Emperor to go around, now you jampet you hold this and sharina hold that AAAAAhhhhhhh............now doesen't this and that feel good girls................


NO YOUR ROYAL EMPEROR.. I THINK YOU NEED A TISSUE FOR THAT



NOSE OF YOURS.....laugh laugh
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:49 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
Ladies Please! There is more than enough of the Emperor to go around, now you jampet you hold this and sharina hold that AAAAAhhhhhhh............now doesen't this and that feel good girls................


just who is supposed to be enjoying this????????dunno rolling on the floor laughing
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:54 PM CST
jampet wrote:
just who is supposed to be enjoying this????????


Don't worry you will feel the sting of my whip soon wenchsuper Off to the Royal bed chambers wenches and his Royal hardness will truly redded your bottoms..........


to be continued.............................

Goodnight Wenches pt
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sharina
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:58 PM CST
permission to retire for the night ..Emperor...PT...bowing bowing bowing bowing bowing
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:58 PM CST
'night PTgrin
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irishlass45
Bristol England/Texas USA, Texas USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 6:16 PM CST
Crystal29 wrote:
JESUS IM OUTTA HERE ......


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing move up girlfriend theres enough room on that bike for the both of usrolling on the floor laughing
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irishlass45
Bristol England/Texas USA, Texas USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 6:18 PM CST
sharina wrote:
Im sorrrrrrrrrrrrr yor Royal whiplash highness.... ......
i shall wait my turn......


shouldn't that be hine ass?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Irishminx
Cork, Cork Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 6:50 PM CST
Guys and girls, this is better than a soap!!

I missed the whole ass spanking...............Damn!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Minx!
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 3:15 AM CST
nuala wrote:
Well i know for a fact and i got it from the horse's mouth......your General is shooting blanks........


I'll have you know that the General doesn't shoot blanksscold scold scold scold very mad very mad very mad

Just because my bullets swim around in an empty chamber doesn't mean they aren't deadly.....rolling on the floor laughing

Anyway I think producing 12 young Soldiers between us to the Great Emporers Army have proved my loyalty to the GREAT ONE......

I'll be having a LONG AND HARD discussion with you when I get home... now behave in the boss's presencerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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ladylumps
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:09 AM CST
What have I been missing out on grin grin
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ladylumps
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:18 AM CST
nuala wrote:
you can feck off with your cream..........and i think us girls here need to stand up to these fellas......sure they are a shower of auld one's blouses here....... It we need a up rising here.......


I wouldn't mention up or rising on this thread Nuala it might take them over the edge all togetherlaugh laugh
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NOBLONDEHERE
Kildare, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 8:18 AM CST
A
patrickthomas wrote:
Don't worry you will feel the sting of my whip soon wench Off to the Royal bed chambers wenches and his Royal hardness will truly redded your bottoms..........to be continued.............................

Goodnight Wenches pt


so the emporer has to sleep ......................... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting so what do they say about when the cats away the mice are at play....................... very risque u havin some shut eye if u ask me .............................


angel angel


cool A
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thehearld
shannon, Clare Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 11:08 AM CST
colonel , sir shane the slap arse spanks alot, would like to ask for volenteers for a revolution! the emporer has being keeping the ladies for himself, does he not realise u need to share to keep the troops happy?devil devil

Down with the EMPIRE

long live the republic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 11:22 AM CST
NOBLONDEHERE wrote:
A

so the emporer has to sleep ......................... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting so what do they say about when the cats away the mice are at play....................... very risque u havin some shut eye if u ask me ............................. A


Our chief of intelegence has spies everywhere, There is no escape from the Emporers beedy eyewow! wow! wow!

Under Article %$*&(#'@::<~>453 of the bad mouthin the boss Law you are hereby confined to this thread for Pre-Spanking inspection. You have the option of being spanked with either a Paddle or by the hand.... After said spanking a close inspection of your arse will follow to confirm that your cheeks are glowing "like=blushing"

signed on bahalf of his Divine Spankiness,Emporer of the World, The Great Dicktator Patrick Thomas the 1st and only

General Jimbhoy



Disclaimer..... The emporer in no way accepts the blame for any pain that is caused by spanking. You lesser beings have brought all this on yourselves and seing as the VAST majority love it the Emporer may charge you for the use of his time.....
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irishlass45
Bristol England/Texas USA, Texas USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 11:29 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
Our chief of intelegence has spies everywhere, There is no escape from the Emporers beedy eye

Under Article %$*&(#'@::<~>453 of the bad mouthin the boss Law you are hereby confined to this thread for Pre-Spanking inspection. You have the option of being spanked with either a Paddle or by the hand.... After said spanking a close inspection of your arse will follow to confirm that your cheeks are glowing "like="

signed on bahalf of his Divine Spankiness,Emporer of the World, The Great Dictator Patrick Thomas the 1st and only

General Jimbhoy
Disclaimer..... The emporer in no way accepts the blame for any pain that is caused by spanking. You lesser beings have brought all this on yourselves and seing as the VAST majority love it the Emporer may charge you for the use of his time.....


I thought he sold the beedy eye!laugh
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 11:39 AM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
I thought he sold the beedy eye!


Yeh but he got a new one from a Jap....... so bewaredevil devil



TREASON

Former chief spanker Shane has started a resistence group and will be dealt with by the new Head of Pain MISTRESS JAMPET
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