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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,
"'T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday"

i was wondering what S-H-I-T.. meant...lmao..

very good.....

i am glad i made you laught

very good!!!!

Blonde jokes more please!!!
I love them!

Okay re. more blonde jokes request>>>>> WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE AT COLLEGE? A VISITOR (AH I HAVE NO PROBLEM TAKING THE SLACK.)

if you are serious in your request i can pull some

i posted on a thursday but not as a blonde joke

i hope i did not offended you

I think they are the only people we can slag without being accused of not being "politically Correct"

love it

excellent

Good one

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.

'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'.'

E5.00 says you're gonna read this again

thank you for the laught

Hi Alex howye??