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alex_192
sarasota USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 8:14 AM CST
THE BOTTLE OF WINE


For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or
wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next
time you open a bottle of wine:


Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern
Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.

The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she
saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the
seat next to Sally.

What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said,
"It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
"Good trade."

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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 3:39 PM CST
alex_192 wrote:
THE BOTTLE OF WINEFor all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or
wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next
time you open a bottle of wine:


Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern
Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.

The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she
saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the
seat next to Sally.

What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said,
"It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
"Good trade."


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