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Reminds me of someone I once knew, tried to heat up smoked peppered trout for a breakfast treat on Christmas mornin, set the cooker on fire.

I hope you kept the tenner an fecked of with it!!!!!

Paid for the fuel on the way home

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good woman ... cheeky fecker.. was here from cavan !!

No he wasn't, he was from the sticks in Galway, with a mentality to match a hillbilly

Thats good!

hehe, I wish I still met girls like that

It wasn't me but I would do something weird like that every now and again. Different from the rest of the guys.

I have a great idea for another date...I can't share it with you lot yet!!

I had one date where the girl kept picking her nose. I stayed as there was no point in waiting for a train home for hours. Needless to say, it didn't get past that date!

i bet there was a lot of awkward silences

"I had one date where the girl kept picking her nose. I stayed as there was no point in waiting for a train home for hours. Needless to say, it didn't get past that date!"

Hey at least you know she had low standerd's

"One of my dates took me to meet his parents - in the GRAVEYARD!"
Would it be fair to ask if the parents were above the ground or under it?

Hardy har har!!

I went to meet a guy for coffee in town one afternoon.
He picked me up in his van (not a blue one BG & it had diesel) & said he had a couple of deliveries to make & then we'd go for coffee.
Anyway off we went dropping off parcels all over the city, I swear there must have been 9 or 10 drop offs, so much for a couple. We eventually finished the run & the guy turns to me & says "Give us a kiss, I have to go now, Mammy will go mad if I'm late for dinner at 6 & it's my favourite pork chops today". I laughed in his face I couldn't help it

I have had stranger dates but can't relate them here, they'll recognise themselves

"I have to go now, Mammy will go mad if I'm late for dinner at 6 & it's my favourite pork chops today"."



What age was he ??

He must have been nut’s to chose pork chops over you

Aw thanks,
He was late thirties at the time & separated which made it funnier

I met a guy for drinks. He said he'd bring me somewhere nice but I could drive. Was a little wary but went along. We ended up going to 7 different pubs. HE had a drink in every one.

He then gave me directions to his brother's house which was the "surprise" of the evening. In the end I asked him where I could drop him off as I had to get home. I dropped him at his local pub.

Getting out of my car he said "At last I'm home..I hate women drivers"

Needless to say I was not pleased. I asked why he hadn't driven and guess what... He has a lifetime ban for drunk driving!!

Friends told me the following day he had gone into the pub and told everyone that we had gone for a lovely meal and we were going out the following weekend. Cheek!!! I didn't even get a packet of crisps let alone a lovely meal.

And you did not ask him out again? Women, so hard to please.

thats so funny ......