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Speeding - Good, Better and Best

GOOD: Wexford: Garda Traffic Corps had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but weren't getting many. Then they discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read SPEED TRAP AHEAD'. The garda also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money (And we used to just sell strawberries!)

BETTER: A motorist was mailed a photo of his car speeding through an automated speed check on the N4. A €80 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the gardai a photo of €80. The Gardai responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Traffic Corps Garda walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Garda Traffic Department Ball.' He replied, 'The Garda Traffic Department don't have balls.....'

There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

briliant sinead very funny........... love them all lol..

My name is Ecoprincess and I am a speed aholic;

Now that I have got that of my chest I might start to recover. Thanks for the balls, I'm gonna try that one next time. I'm running low on garda favours.

the best was the best

And Ive got some spare

BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Traffic Corps Garda walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Garda Traffic Department Ball.' He replied, 'The Garda Traffic Department don't have balls.....'

There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.


what happens if its a ban garda

what happens if its a ban garda

Then you're busted

i could always try to charm her.......nah.....wouldn't work.....

hope for a bi-ban