Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:54 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:Dear BB,
Thankyou for puting me at the top of the knicker club list. I have vast experience in the female underwear dept..... I have been looking at womens knickers for over 40 years and not been caught yet
If you need any help in vetting the true knicker lovers let me know
Jimbhoy (senior member of PAPS) PANTY APPRECIATION & PERVERT SOCIETY
Dear Jim,
As Co-President of the CS knicker club, I wish to extend to you a warm Cead Mile Failte........(A Thousand Welcomes, for the non-Irish amoung us!) Who may or may not be hung!
It is my pleasure to welcome you on the boards of our Knicker Thread.
(Though no pulling of strings is allowed!) Rule 1, sub section 69!
While we welcome an appreciation of our various selection of Panties, we do not welcome your Perverted society! This Club is a respectable appreciation club for those of us with a love/desire/obsession, of the various knickers we provide to all our members! Crotchless or otherwise!
Rule 2 sub section 99 states no perverts allowed!
However, as you are a senior member, we allow exceptions, given you are a Scot/Celt, your age and your unusual use of viagra, we are willing to grant you this exception! Rule 3 sub section 66!
We are delighted that you have such vast experience as a knicker lover and with 40 years experience behind you, ( or should that be in front of you?!?) We would like to bestow the honour on you, if you would so kindly accept the position of, Honorary Captain Knicker Lover, who has never been caught yet!
Your conferring will be held tonight at 8 P.M. Sharp, here on CS, You will be expected to wear your G-Strings. Your preferred position will be granted to you, given you have been the most suitable male candidate thus far!
You will be extended a tour of all the various knickers worn here on CS.
We hope this meets with you approval and satisfies your appetite as Honorary Captain Knicker Lover.
Should any of your needs NOT be met, you may contact BlueBelle, also Co-President and she will do her knicker damnest to arrange with Nuala, that your needs be met!
Sincerely,
Minx!