Posted: Oct 13, 2006, 5:22 PM CST
1) When ur driving and looking 4 an address you do u turn dwn the volume on the radio?
2)How can u hear urself think?
3)Where in d nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?
4)Y does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean d same thing?
5)Y is it called a building if its aleady built?
6)Y is d word abbreviate so long?
7)If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they eva remember they 4got?
8)If you died wit braces on would they take them off?
9)Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated?
10)If u try fail and suceed what did u just do?
11)Do fish sleep?
12)Aren't u tired of ppl asking u rhetorical questions & u dunno if they r rhetorical r not?
13)Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
14)Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
15)Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
16)Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
17)If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
18)Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
19)Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
20)Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
21)If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
22)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
23)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
24)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
25)Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
26)Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
27)Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
28)What do you call male ballerinas?
29)Can blind people see their dreams?
30)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?