A little poem

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Wed Mar 4, 2009 2:10 AM CST : A little poem
A POEM FOR THE CREDIT CRUNCH

There was a young man called dave
who dug up a prostitutes grave,
she was mouldy and shitty
with only one titty,
but look at the money he saved
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trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Wed Mar 4, 2009 4:40 AM CST : A little poem
chriss: A POEM FOR THE CREDIT CRUNCH

There was a young man called dave
who dug up a prostitutes grave,
she was mouldy and shitty
with only one titty,
but look at the money he saved


Chriss, that has to be just about the worst one ever rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Mar 4, 2009 6:25 AM CST : A little poem
chriss: A POEM FOR THE CREDIT CRUNCH

There was a young man called dave
who dug up a prostitutes grave,
she was mouldy and shitty
with only one titty,
but look at the money he saved



LMAO rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Oh chriss you never fail to surprise me!!

Very funny
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Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Wed Mar 4, 2009 6:28 AM CST : A little poem
chriss: A POEM FOR THE CREDIT CRUNCH

There was a young man called dave
who dug up a prostitutes grave,
she was mouldy and shitty
with only one titty,
but look at the money he saved


The young man called Dave was a Git!
He made love to a corpse with one tit
But the savings he found
Were on sanctified ground
And now he is facing a writ.

laugh
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Wed Mar 4, 2009 11:17 AM CST : A little poem
trish123: Chriss, that has to be just about the worst one ever


whatdunno confused what did i dodunno grin


hehehe its a bit sick but its funnygrin
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Wed Mar 4, 2009 11:18 AM CST : A little poem
i just cant help it, my mouth opens and it just drops outdunno grin
jojo69: LMAO

Oh chriss you never fail to surprise me!!

Very funny
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Mar 4, 2009 11:23 AM CST : A little poem
Fallingman: The young man called Dave was a Git!
He made love to a corpse with one tit
But the savings he found
Were on sanctified ground
And now he is facing a writ.


Very clever, very funny. rolling on the floor laughing
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Angel_Diva wales, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Thu Mar 5, 2009 4:26 AM CST : A little poem
chriss: i just cant help it, my mouth opens and it just drops out



u been and seen the doc about that?????




rolling on the floor laughing
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Thu Mar 5, 2009 12:08 PM CST : A little poem
yup, he just thinks ive mentle problems, i dont think i have mentle problems,

just becouse i like sky diving on mars naked with just a pink wig and elton john sunglasses doesnt make me mwntlegrin
Angel_Diva: u been and seen the doc about that?????
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trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Thu Mar 5, 2009 12:10 PM CST : A little poem
chriss: yup, he just thinks ive mentle problems, i dont think i have mentle problems,

just becouse i like sky diving on mars naked with just a pink wig and elton john sunglasses doesnt make me mwntle


of course not Chriss comfort laugh
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Angel_Diva wales, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Thu Mar 5, 2009 12:31 PM CST : A little poem
ok everyone move very very slowly away from chrisssssssss removing all sharp pointy objects from his reach and then..........



run like f*********


the mans a nutter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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migene limbo, Greater Manchester, England UK
Fri Mar 6, 2009 9:52 PM CST : A little poem
THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLA CALLED CHRISS...
THERE WAS A MIDDLE AGED AGED FELLA CALLED CHRIS



THERE WAS AN OLD FELLA CALLED CHRISS

W.WORDSWORTH drinking
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sat Mar 7, 2009 5:35 AM CST : A little poem
migene: THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLA CALLED CHRISS...
THERE WAS A MIDDLE AGED AGED FELLA CALLED CHRIS
THERE WAS AN OLD FELLA CALLED CHRISS

W.WORDSWORTH



what u post and run off hahahaha, how u doing mate, hope all is welhandshake

whens the nxt piss up?laugh
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