A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if
she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars,
and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for
a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to
fix
up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in
a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks
would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million
dollars. But 'realistically', we're living with two sluts and a homo.
