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Awwww! Missed you tons

Didn't realise it was your birthday



Did you find me a job yet???

Hi mate ad thanks for the welcome.
But im a Geordie who is living in the south now!
Do they have electricity installed everywhere yet in the north east?

awww thanks for that but you know what they say about blown kisses dont you?

We will talk about your skills and needs when you get here

Glad you escaped mate you mean theyve done away with the gas lights?

I have no idea what they say

I will send it you in a message i dont want everyone knowing my secrets

Awwwww! its a lovely saying

Thank you

Ten minutes? And not married with kids yet? You must have some serious character defect!

As ive stated in previous posts,im camped out at my pc waiting for the rush on wed and thurs in here.
Ive just one problem at the momemt.
I am a little short on toilet roll!!

theres been a lot of thursdays passed and come to think of it a lot of fridays saturdays sundays mondays tuesdays wednesdays anyway welcome to the mad house

Cheers for the heads up mate.
I best cancel those two weeks ive just booked off to sit in front of my pc.
As ive been assured that tomorrow and thursday is like a cattle market in here ill remain rooted to this spot by my pc to ensure I dont miss a thing!
Anyone want a worthers original?
Ive three bags here still.

Look, just because you were soooooooooo easy to break, doesnt mean all the guys are as slutty...

Break?

I'm not even cracked yet!

/....hmmm on reflection I might be cracked!

Glad you liked it gawjus

Sorry cant stop laughing.lol, what is the hurry ah, things take time, are you always like this, well if so, be warned, make a bed and supper up ready, cos it will be a long night..waiting, oh yeh, best get some breakfast ready too,lol..take care and good luck,

Well said lady.I will wait untill at least the second message before I start to get down and dirty!!


*Update*

Ok.I have now been sat at my pc waiting forsome action for 4 days now and I gottatell you that im wilting a bit.
My mountain of sandwiches are slightly invested but I like something with a bit of bite to it.
I dropped my commode out of the window from up here while emptying it out so my doctor has visited and fitted me with a caffitter bag.
The collostomy bag he fitted it not sutable for perpose as its not snug enough but im awaiting repairs.
Still no sign of the promissed activity yet and its mid thursday now.
Anyone want to share a coffee out of my flask?

I stillhave two flasks left!!

Final update.
I am not in a critical condition after camping out here for 4 days.
Nothing materialised untill last night,but by that time i was too weak to make anything of it!
So i am not off to massage my ego in totalmingers.com where im assured to get some welcome attention.
Susan Boyle sent me a wink in there before she got famous!!

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