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zoomdoug
scarborough UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 5:45 AM CST
best sex ever
if you are reading
this you will
see that it
is not worth
reading. laugh
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doctorlove69
london UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 9:27 AM CST
the best sex ever is right here waiting for the right womandancing banana
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Islander2
Guernsey, Guernsey, Channel Islands UK
Posted: Jan 27, 2008, 8:42 AM CST
Best sex ever?

I'm not telling you lot!!!!

Actually, and of course, the best sex is the next time.dancing banana dancing banana dancing banana yay yay
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jan 28, 2008, 5:26 PM CST
Oh yeah, I can remember the best sex ever cheering
It was with...........................................


















ME yay
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Lou79
Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 5:47 AM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Oh yeah, I can remember the best sex ever
It was with...........................................
ME



HAHA same as me!
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Islander2
Guernsey, Guernsey, Channel Islands UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 2:30 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Oh yeah, I can remember the best sex ever
It was with...........................................
ME


Actually I don't remember you being there. giggle giggle
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 7:01 PM CST
Islander2 wrote:
Actually I don't remember you being there.


Oh blues

It couldn't have been me then, or you'd never have forgot laugh
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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 7:13 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Oh

It couldn't have been me then, or you'd never have forgot


I bet you saucy minx! wink rolling on the floor laughing

My best sex was with............ 'BOB' It was so good, it lasted for ages, it touched all the parts that I needed touching AND more.. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!


dancing banana dancing banana dancing banana

P.S. BOB Is my Battery Operated Boyfriend!!!!!!! wink wink :rlips
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 7:26 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
I bet you saucy minx!

My best sex was with............ 'BOB' It was so good, it lasted for ages, it touched all the parts that I needed touching AND more.. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. BOB Is my Battery Operated Boyfriend!!!!!!! :r


Too right I am, but then again, I was taught by THE BEST cheering laugh

Bob is pretty damn good, isn't he smitten grin
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porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 7:39 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Too right I am, but then again, I was taught by THE BEST

Bob is pretty damn good, isn't he


Isn't it amazing just how much a 'BOB' Can teach us???? Also...... Just how much it makes us realise just how much us females miss out on with a 'real' man!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

For all the males out there!! I was joking...... I don't need any more hate mail than I already get from my ex!!!
LMAO rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing JOKE!!!!
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bbwandcute
Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 2:02 AM CST
My Best sex was with a guy who made me feel as if i was the best women in the world he had slept with and we went at it like rabbits and i felt as if i could be uninhibited as he was not judgemental and just went with the flow and we had lots of laughs and orgasms!!
The story has a sad ending though as he turned out to be a convicted criminal of a serious crime so i never saw him again because of the nature of the crime. I still feel cheated as i felt i had met my sexual soulmate.... sigh!!! Murphy's law!!!blushing
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lyndacj
Bolton, Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 7:18 PM CST
Well ther's ony u how can tell!!!!

But i hope it was great fun lol
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chefdeparty
Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 8:41 PM CST

The best sex ever...............
Is any sex where I'm involved of cause.
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