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99xOUTxOFx100 Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England UK
Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:44 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say


Mine would say stop buying my food from netto, you tight **** it is horrible?
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loopylove bristol, Avon, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:18 AM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
I have a miniature yorkie and he would tell me to stop dressing him in doggie clothes, cause its embarrassing him in front of doggie pals,,,
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sirenna Perthshire, Tayside, Scotland UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:29 AM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
My dogs would be saying 'Are we going out again?'

My fat shetland pony with the memory of a goldfish would be saying 'Is it dinner time?'

My Big black beautiful horse would be saying 'More polo mints please!'

My cat would be saying ' prrrrrawns please' (heh heh heh - in her dreams!!)

My ducks would be saying ' Wish the ice would melt, we want a swim!'

My two cockerels, Major Stirling and Wing Commander Jonesy would be arguing over the cute wee chick, Henny Penny, probably offering each other challenges and being so engrossed in their duals that they don't see Henny Penny falling in love with the Muskovy Drake ... roll eyes
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Ric0014 Sunderland, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:24 AM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
Mine would say.....

Why is the Yellow Pages open at Taxidermists
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esperella Rossendale, Lancashire, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:35 AM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
LOL.. My Puppy would say " what's next to chew, I've chewed the leather sofa, a box I jumped up high to get that was delivered by the postman for a neighbour this morning and a glass vase that shattered and cut my mouth".

My Mom says "expletives that are beyond her nature and where is the phone number for the nearest Cat and Dog home".

My Oriental cat's would say something in Siamese that would be " Yay, finally that darn puppy is going, we are fed up with her pulling us around on our backs by our ears like mops, one nil to us".

Mom replies again " lucky for you guy's that I love you so much".


love
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karen1973 Southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:54 AM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
My goldfish would say

"clean my bowl you lazy biatch!!!"

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lyndacj Bolton, Greater Manchester, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:09 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
"let me out of this hell hole and take me inside wre its warm"

My pet rabbit would say.

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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:37 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
My dog would most properly say "Do I have to lick the peanut butter of there again,why can't I have a bowl like everyone else."wow wow devil devil
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karen1973 Southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:46 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
chefdeparty: My dog would most properly say "Do I have to lick the peanut butter of there again,why can't I have a bowl like everyone else."
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missamylou devon, Devon, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:56 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
my ginger cat wud say stop puttin me in cute pink collars which just clash wiv my fur..!!!doh
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xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:02 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
chefdeparty: My dog would most properly say "Do I have to lick the peanut butter of there again,why can't I have a bowl like everyone else."


PMSL rolling on the floor laughing

Same as my dog Chef, it's objecting to playing hunt the boneo anymore uh oh

Not that I've got a dog laugh
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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:04 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
xxLilyxx: PMSL

Same as my dog Chef, it's objecting to playing hunt the boneo anymore

Not that I've got a dog






Woof Woofheart wings
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xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:19 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
chefdeparty: Woof Woof


Down boy dancing dog very happy laugh
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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:27 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
xxLilyxx: Down boy




I think your taking the whole dogging abit to far now Lil,there's one thing doing it doggy style but that's taking it abit to far,even for me.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

grin grin devil devil devil grin grin
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xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:07 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
chefdeparty: I think your taking the whole dogging abit to far now Lil,there's one thing doing it doggy style but that's taking it abit to far,even for me.


Dogging?? I thought that meant something completely different dunno innocent grin

Oh well, If I've taken it a bit too far, I won't ask ya to roll over so I can rub ya belly giggle
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PILIPALA Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:29 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
Brian my cat would today i take over you life tomorrow the world. But all cats would say that given the choice
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zanteandy surrey, Surrey, England UK
Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:28 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
come on you lazy w--k-r take me for a walk,only joking dont have a pet cheers
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tiamaria64 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:18 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
Mines would say do it again and again
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tiamaria64 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:32 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
oh anything for a boneo
backflip rollover bite the ex b/f
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chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:38 PM CST : If you’re pet could talk what would it say
tiamaria64: oh anything for a boneo
backflip rollover bite the ex b/f




For a boneo of you tiamaria....I'll backflip,rollover and bite your ex boyfriend........devil devil devil heart beating heart beating
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