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Mine would say stop buying my food from netto, you tight **** it is horrible?

I have a miniature yorkie and he would tell me to stop dressing him in doggie clothes, cause its embarrassing him in front of doggie pals,,,

My dogs would be saying 'Are we going out again?'

My fat shetland pony with the memory of a goldfish would be saying 'Is it dinner time?'

My Big black beautiful horse would be saying 'More polo mints please!'

My cat would be saying ' prrrrrawns please' (heh heh heh - in her dreams!!)

My ducks would be saying ' Wish the ice would melt, we want a swim!'

My two cockerels, Major Stirling and Wing Commander Jonesy would be arguing over the cute wee chick, Henny Penny, probably offering each other challenges and being so engrossed in their duals that they don't see Henny Penny falling in love with the Muskovy Drake ...

Mine would say.....

Why is the Yellow Pages open at Taxidermists

LOL.. My Puppy would say " what's next to chew, I've chewed the leather sofa, a box I jumped up high to get that was delivered by the postman for a neighbour this morning and a glass vase that shattered and cut my mouth".

My Mom says "expletives that are beyond her nature and where is the phone number for the nearest Cat and Dog home".

My Oriental cat's would say something in Siamese that would be " Yay, finally that darn puppy is going, we are fed up with her pulling us around on our backs by our ears like mops, one nil to us".

Mom replies again " lucky for you guy's that I love you so much".

My goldfish would say

"clean my bowl you lazy biatch!!!"

"let me out of this hell hole and take me inside wre its warm"

My pet rabbit would say.

My dog would most properly say "Do I have to lick the peanut butter of there again,why can't I have a bowl like everyone else."

my ginger cat wud say stop puttin me in cute pink collars which just clash wiv my fur..!!!

PMSL

Same as my dog Chef, it's objecting to playing hunt the boneo anymore

Not that I've got a dog

Woof Woof

Down boy

I think your taking the whole dogging abit to far now Lil,there's one thing doing it doggy style but that's taking it abit to far,even for me.

Dogging?? I thought that meant something completely different

Oh well, If I've taken it a bit too far, I won't ask ya to roll over so I can rub ya belly

Brian my cat would today i take over you life tomorrow the world. But all cats would say that given the choice

come on you lazy w--k-r take me for a walk,only joking dont have a pet

Mines would say do it again and again

oh anything for a boneo
backflip rollover bite the ex b/f

For a boneo of you tiamaria....I'll backflip,rollover and bite your ex boyfriend........