biggergirl: My bengal Basil would say " i only peed on you cos youre my property, and im sorry i dug up the houseplants and chucked mud everywhere, then smashed a vase so it would stain the carpet and im sorry i knocked over the birdcage and murdered two of the finches. Can i sleep under the duvet tonight?"
My two moggies Fatcat and Littlegirl would say " Why the hell did you bring that evil male posh tw~t cat into the house, and why is he sleeping under the duvet?"
The goldfish Bruce Willis and John Travolta would say "Why is there a cat swimming in my house?
My surviving finch would say " i lived!"
My snake would say "Please stop defrosting my mice where Basil can get to them, i'm fed up of cat spit on my food."
Snakes freak me out but the snakes's comment is hilarious.