macona: Old man comes home after a night ,on the booze
he has a a half bottle of whiskey in his hip pocket
but ,he falls on his arse,and the bottle breaks.
so the whiskey is running down his legs,he says "I hope that is blood"
So he gets home creeps upstairs into the bathroom,takes his trousers down,in front of the mirror,and procedes to put elastoplast on his arse.
In the morning his wife,says you were drunk last night,he says not at all,I was as sober as a judge...she says then why is all the elastoplast on the bathroom mirror.