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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
i thought i would start up a thread!! right what is your best chat up line (swear this has been done before)

how much does a polar bear weigh
dunno but it breaks the ice!
well what do you think it actually makes a lot of people laugh!!

plz don't put grab your coat love you've pulled as i hate that one!!
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rescuemepleez
clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Mar 16, 2008, 7:07 AM CST
I dont have any chat up lines..maybe thats the reason im on my own...laugh
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chefdeparty
Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Posted: Mar 17, 2008, 7:59 AM CST
How do you like your eggs in the morning......fertilized.?

devil devil devil
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kupkakes
liverpool UK
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 10:29 AM CST
mine is heres 10p ring home and tell them your gonna be late
or
"are you tired?" and when the other person says "no why" you say "coz you have been running around my head all day"

sad i know but dont get out much lol
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 10:41 AM CST
can u drive?



wel in that case bk in to thisdevil grin laugh sticking out tongue
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 10:44 AM CST
chriss wrote:
can u drive?
wel in that case bk in to this


you must be feeling tired becouse youve been running through my mind all nightgrin


can i borrow your phone number cus ive lost minegrin


did it hurt when u fel from heavengrin


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kupkakes
liverpool UK
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 10:44 AM CST
chriss wrote:
can u drive?
wel in that case bk in to this

class but i would respond to can you drive? only ppl up the wall lol
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 10:49 AM CST
kupkakes wrote:
class but i would respond to can you drive? only ppl up the wall lol


u dont realy men that about me do you?laugh laugh sticking out tongue sticking out tongue grin
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 10:49 AM CST
ohh wait, i read that rong lol
chriss wrote:
u dont realy men that about me do you?
laugh laugh
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kupkakes
liverpool UK
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 10:50 AM CST
chriss wrote:
u dont realy men that about me do you?

now would i? lol
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Cutechick
Newcastle Upon Tyne, Northumberland, England UK
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 8:40 AM CST
Well someone said to me on Sat, hey youhave really long legs they are nice, I said thanks and he said they would look great around my neck rolling eyes
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 10:36 AM CST
Cutechick wrote:
Well someone said to me on Sat, hey youhave really long legs they are nice, I said thanks and he said they would look great around my neck


would look even better around mine hahahalaugh laugh grin sticking out tongue
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gangel
Plovdiv, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 5:36 PM CST
chriss wrote:
ohh wait, i read that rong lol


I read all you say ronggiggledancing elephant
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Cutechick
Newcastle Upon Tyne, Northumberland, England UK
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 4:13 AM CST
chriss wrote:
would look even better around mine hahaha


That can be arranged hehehe
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 8:49 AM CST
ohhh tell me moor, make it up if you have togrin grin devil
Cutechick wrote:
That can be arranged hehehe
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uk_man_31
norwich, Norfolk, England UK
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 12:06 PM CST
m:how do you say "Voulez vous couche avec mois se sois" in English?

w:will you sleep with me tonight?

M:yeah sure.
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JamesPond
West Lothian, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 5:40 PM CST
I'm low on funds.....can I steal you a drink?
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 5:54 PM CST
haha bet you read nuts magasine that was in their the other week
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JamesPond
West Lothian, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 6:01 PM CST
I read it somewhere aaaages ago, but probably had my mind refreshed by nuts recently. I know theres loads more that was printed but cant think of any. They were really, really bad but funny. Watch this space. I'll do my Casanova bit when my memory gets in from the pub.
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 6:07 PM CST
as a avid reader of nuts i agree most of them are terrible but funny but at least they might get a girl talking to you! i mean even if someone came up to me with a crap one (not that anyone has ever come up to memumbling ) i'd probably laugh and start talking to them
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