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man walks into a pub goes 2 the bar and sees a dude with 10 shots of whisky lined up infront of him
man says what you celabrating
dude says my first bj
man says nice one let me buy you a drink
dude says yeah anything 2 get rid of the f**kin taste

haha

White horse walks in 2 a pub and asks the barman for a large whisky
Barman says which whisky would you like?
White horse says which ones do you have
Barman says weve got Bells, Teachers and weve even got one named after u
White horse says what you got one called Eric

Wicked...

i have got one here goes a guy guys goes for a tattoo for his boyfriends birthday .what does he like ?asks the tattooist,boxing he replies. why dont you get frank bruno on your left arsecheekand mike tyson on ur right ?ok he says he gets home and shows his boyfriend his tattoos your funcking dumped !he says why !he asks.cos if you think i am getting in the ring between them two you can fuck off