THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
HELLO
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
ALL WELCOME



rescuemepleez clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
chriss: HELLO
..hey Chriss,can i have a morgans and coke in a large glass...no ice...and a big dollop of cheering up please...thanks..R.
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
awww of course ya can hun, there you go,

you down in the bumps today sweetie?hug hug hug hug teddybear
rescuemepleez: ..hey Chriss,can i have a morgans and coke in a large glass...no ice...and a big dollop of cheering up please...thanks..R.



rescuemepleez clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
chriss: awww of course ya can hun, there you go,

you down in the bumps today sweetie?
Uh huh..bigtime.R.
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Whats this all about then? Who's nuts am I dancing on and am I going to be paid?
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
rescuemepleez: Uh huh..bigtime.R.



AWWWW SWEETIE

cheering cheering cheering cheering cheering cheering cheering

lets see if we can cheer you up

applause applause applause hug hug hug hug applause applause




rescuemepleez clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Seabiscuit: Whats this all about then? Who's nuts am I dancing on and am I going to be paid?
...i dont have any nuts cos i eat them all..tongue



coleen cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Seabiscuit: Whats this all about then? Who's nuts am I dancing on and am I going to be paid?


you ont get payed but you do get to wear a great costume conversing wink
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
wel bailysqueen is alway on about we need moor male pole dancers hahaha, so be my guessed, she will be on soon to seduce you, oops i meen check u out lollaugh laugh
Seabiscuit: Whats this all about then? Who's nuts am I dancing on and am I going to be paid?



rescuemepleez clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
chriss: AWW WW S WEET IE



lets see if we can cheer you up
..hey Chriss...ta very much.R.
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
i know, u didnt half chomp on my nuts last nightgrin
rescuemepleez: ...i dont have any nuts cos i eat them all..
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
coleen: you ont get payed but you do get to wear a great costume


Happy days! What will this costume look like?



asha28 London, Outer London, England UK
No, you don't have to dance as Chriss won't let anyone do it except for himself rolling on the floor laughing
at least that what I was told grin
so just sit back and enjoy your drink...head banger
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
rescuemepleez: ..hey Chriss...ta very much.R.


np sweetie thats what im here for
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
rescuemepleez: ...i dont have any nuts cos i eat them all..


Ooooh Matron!



asha28 London, Outer London, England UK
sorry, it was supposed to be an answer to seabiscuit's question laugh
xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
rescuemepleez: Uh huh..bigtime.R.


Awwww we can't have that hun hug

I thought I saw my other halves name on a loaf of bread the other day. But when I looked closed, it actually said, thick cut roll eyes Well, it made me chuckle laugh

Chris, c'mon hun, get ya kit off, the woman needs a good laugh grin
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
HEY ASHA WELCOME TO THE CLUB HUN!!!!!




hug hug hug hug hug hug
asha28: No, you don't have to dance as Chriss won't let anyone do it except for himself
at least that what I was told
so just sit back and enjoy your drink...



rescuemepleez clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
quote=chriss]i know, u didnt half chomp on my nuts last nighthey ,they were way to salty ur nuts hence tonight im looking for a big drink....Drooth of the mooth..grin




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