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Quite no more, here I am!!


Right, I need a drink, then we shall get this party started!!

need a beer? whats on tonight then? hi Cassie

Hi!! This is def the place for you right about now!! Cheer you right up, especially since i will aparently be doing a LOT of pole dancin tonight!!



Here is your drink my friend!! and another just for good measure!!

La La La, I am dancin by myself!! Chris you are missin it!! Woo Hoo, not wearin that stuffy outfit any more, now I am down to my lacey white undies!! Good thing I'm alone in here!! Chriss never should have left me in here alone with the bar unattended!! Now I am quite smashed dancin almost nude for MYSELF!!! LMAO!!!







Drink, Drank, Drunk!!

WELL, anyone wanna drink? Suppose I should get dressed since its scarin everyone away!!

wow didnt release you so hot

glug glug glug glug

well there goes one beer

wanna shot of absinthe with me Ill rack em up if ya want as chris aint here

burp sorry thats the beer

Well, you only just missed me in here almost naked! I had just put my clothes back on as you were arriving!! 5 minutes earlier and you would have seen me in my undies!!

I would love to have a shot or two with ya, lets just get pissed shall we!!

be careful we dont end up on gillys thread of what you do when you are drunk!!

So, you ever danced on the pole?? I just got off my second round, so I need a break for a few... its someone elses turn, and since ur the only one here, I guess its all you!! It doesnt have to be on the pole, can be a strip tease if ud rather!!

must of imagined it then

lets get the bottle down then. after a few more Ill be ready for the pole as there is no one else watchin. Do you reckon the G-string will look all right on me? Must take some gettin used to havin the stringy bit up ya ass?

Uh oh, I didnt think you had come in that soon!! Oops, got an eye full did ya!!

If ur like me, then regular undies will go up ur butt anyway, so rather have a lil up there than a lot!!

Dont worry, I have most of the cameras turned off, but I think Chris has a few hidden around the place for blackmail purposes!!

I'll get us a few drinks shall I??



You think thats enough to get ya goin??!!

Give me a few and I'll be ready for round three... yeah I am like the energizer bunny, I keep dancin and dancin and dancin!!

true sounds logical Ill go for the G-string then. never mind if goes out on Youtube fame doesnt bother me, lets get the drinks in then thatll do 4 a start what about you though

well, Chris ruined my old tinkerbell suit, so I had a new and improved one made!! Its almost completely see through! Purple this time, with a green shimmery outer layer! Think I will try it out and see how well it slides on the pole!

Yeah, I am sure there are many videos of me on youtube now! Especially with the things I have done in that stock room!! I think those he keeps for his own personal pleasure though!!



Let me know when you get tired of dancin, I have your drink ready and waiting on you! Im dressed now, so ready to go as soon as you get tired!!

actually I am quite enjoying it, they could sell this as stress managment to highly positioned business men.

sh*t thats where I know you from, thought your face was familiar. Copies of the dvds "Stock Room Antics" run around on the black market here on Trading thread but Conrad bought them all.

LMAO!!

Just wait till Chris shows his face again! Im gonna get him! I mean i should at least be in on the profits right!!

Yes, but tomorrow when you wake up you will feel as if you have been hit by a bus! Your arm muscles will be all sore from holding yourself upside down on that pole too long! When you get really good you can hold yourself upside down with your legs too, but dont try that tonight cause I dont know if I could pick you up and get you to the hospital if you fall on your head!!

Ok, then I suppose we could dance together, Chris has another pole on the side of the stage as well, Ill go and jump on that one!! This should be fun!!

so a friend informed me that this was the hottest place in town!

so I popped in to say hello

HELLO!!! The owner of the club is never around any more, he has abandoned us!! So, I have taken over for the night! Would you like a drink?? There ya go!

Chris says all newbies have to dance on his pole, but since he isnt here, he will never know if you do or not!! I'm done for the evening, but UK man is still goin strong!! If you would like to go and have a bit of fun with him, feel free, I need to start cleaning all these shot glasses up that UK man and I have thrown about!! If i can see them that is, I think there are only half as many as I am seeing right now!!

Pull up a bar stool and have a drink, or hop on the pole, which ever floats your boat!! The only rule is TO HAVE FUN!!!

hiya Cassie...nice to meet ya

I think I prefer to be entertained tonight than to do the entertaining

but if one must...than they must...*climbs up on the stage...

just when things are getting fun I have to go

its been a laugh

Aww, hate to see you go, but if you gotta then you gotta!!

See you later, thanks for all the fun!!

Well, I suppose its just us now! You dont have to dance for me, climb down and lets get smashed and go on a man hunt!! We can drink all of Chriss's alcohol and go walkin around town till we find some hot guys!! And if were smashed then we shouldnt have to go far!!





This should get us started!! But i'll be too drunk to clean the place up after all of that!! Good thing its almost done, we will just have to bring the can beside the table to toss the empties into!!

Ok, I am going to go now! I gotta get my kids to bed before they make me a crazy person!! Its been fun!


CHRISS WHERE ARE YOU??? I THINK I NEED TO CHANGE THE TITLE OF THE CLUB INTO MY NAME SINCE I AM HERE MORE THAN YOU!!!