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xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:01 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

chriss: somthin strong, ive got some tolet water from about 2 years ago when wendy used the bathroom and never flushed the chain hahaha thats stong

Sorry about that, I'm use to having a water shortage down south, ya know, sharing baths and not flushing after every use. I keep thinking the same rules apply wherever I go

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casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:03 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

chriss: step this way, the bulb as blew so its a little dark, stay close, if u feel somthing long and very hard its just my pole

All right i am coming.... What the....

That was not the right pole Chriss!!

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casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:04 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

xxLilyxx: Sorry about that, I'm use to having a water shortage down south, ya know, sharing baths and not flushing after every use. I keep thinking the same rules apply wherever I go

But what does it say about the clenliness of the club if the potty hasnt been flushed or cleaned in 2 years!!!

Chriss hire a maid!!!

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:05 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

thats ok hun, i dont mind, whilst it was your pee and wasnt anyone elses

xxLilyxx: Sorry about that, I'm use to having a water shortage down south, ya know, sharing baths and not flushing after every use. I keep thinking the same rules apply wherever I go

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:06 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

yes ive got 2 poles in here,one of them is an extendable one

casie1600: All right i am coming.... What the.... That was not the right pole Chriss!!

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casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:23 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

chriss: yes ive got 2 poles in here,one of them is an extendable one

Ok, but you whouldnt leave it laying around extended, someone could trip and fall on it!!

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:27 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

casie1600: Ok, but you whouldnt leave it laying around extended, someone could trip and fall on it!!

you meen like u fell on to it

and it seamed to takes u ages b4 u got bk off it

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xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:38 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

casie1600: But what does it say about the clenliness of the club if the potty hasnt been flushed or cleaned in 2 years!!!

Chriss hire a maid!!!

It's what's commonly known over here as a, slum

Chris, get ya pinny on hun

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casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:38 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

chriss: you meen like u fell on to it

and it seamed to takes u ages b4 u got bk off it

Well, you know, I'll take what I can get...

You ninny, I had to go and eat dinner!!

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:40 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

ive already got it on, infact, its all i have on

xxLilyxx: It's what's commonly known over here as a, slum

Chris, get ya pinny on hun

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:42 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

casie1600: Well, you know, I'll take what I can get...

You ninny, I had to go and eat dinner!!

yes, she fel onto my pole and then she ran off for somthin to eat

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casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:55 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

chriss: yes, she fel onto my pole and then she ran off for somthin to eat

Well I am sorry but fallin on poles always meakes me hungry and want a cigarette!!

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:59 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

casie1600: Well I am sorry but fallin on poles always meakes me hungry and want a cigarette!!

by the time youve finished on my pole u will need a cigar

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casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA

Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:01 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

chriss: by the time youve finished on my pole u will need a cigar

I was on your pole three times last night and you werent even around!! Had to smoke a pack after that, and one of those whacky tabacky ones too!!

(on a serious note, I was only kiddin there... about the whacky tabacky part, I really did jump on Chriss's pole three times last night!!)

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:03 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

yes and shes bent it all out of shape

casie1600: I was on your pole three times last night and you werent even around!! Had to smoke a pack after that, and one of those whacky tabacky ones too!!

(on a serious note, I was only kiddin there... about the whacky tabacky part, I really did jump on Chriss's pole three times last night!!)

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casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA

Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:06 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

chriss: yes and shes bent it all out of shape

Well, if I just work at it for a minute i am sure I can get it all stiffened.. oops I mean straightened back out!!

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xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:07 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

chriss: ive already got it on, infact, its all i have on

I know, I just saw ya ass

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coleen cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:09 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

hello all soco and lemonade please bar person

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:09 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

casie1600: Well, if I just work at it for a minute i am sure I can get it all stiffened.. oops I mean straightened back out!!

tell me moor make it up if you have to

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK

Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:10 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

does my skin make my bum look big?

xxLilyxx: I know, I just saw ya ass

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