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THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

England dating
chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:13 PM CST
your workin behind the bar tonight cas, im on the pole with wendy dressed as chimpansee'sgrin
casie1600 wrote:
Thanks, what are you serving this afternoon? Remember its only 1 here, so nothing too strong as I still have homework and dinner to cook!!
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two_hats
Rotherham, England UK
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:16 PM CST
well iam a lil busy tonight.
but i can steal a nurse outfit and do ya a half hour spot about 10.30 mate.............dancing banana
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:22 PM CST
ohh yes plz mate, and put them yellow thongs on to, makes you look rather dashing
two_hats wrote:
well iam a lil busy tonight.
but i can steal a nurse outfit and do ya a half hour spot about 10.30 mate.............
shimmy shamrock grin laugh laugh laugh
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two_hats
Rotherham, England UK
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
chriss wrote:
ohh yes plz mate, and put them yellow thongs on to, makes you look rather dashing


that wasnt a yellow thong ya daft sod it was bannana flavour dental flossrolling on the floor laughing
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casie1600
Somewhere, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:38 PM CST
two_hats wrote:
that wasnt a yellow thong ya daft sod it was bannana flavour dental floss



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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casie1600
Somewhere, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:41 PM CST
chriss wrote:
your workin behind the bar tonight cas, im on the pole with wendy dressed as chimpansee's


Looks as if I have been called in to work this evening!! I was looking forward to a nap though!! Its prime nap time right now, so if I am a bit slow on the drink orders, you know i've fallen asleep on the job!!!rolling on the floor laughing Just get Chris to get off the pole and get ya something or help yourself!!

I will get ya started though,

beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery

waiter waiter waiter waiter waiter

pouring a drink pouring a drink pouring a drink pouring a drink pouring a drink

That should last you for a bit!! rolling on the floor laughing

hug cheers
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 4:07 PM CST
two_hats wrote:
that wasnt a yellow thong ya daft sod it was bannana flavour dental floss


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , so that were it went to, was lookin for that everywere hahahaha
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 4:08 PM CST
J/D and coke plz hungrin grin
casie1600 wrote:
Looks as if I have been called in to work this evening!! I was looking forward to a nap though!! Its prime nap time right now, so if I am a bit slow on the drink orders, you know i've fallen asleep on the job!!! Just get Chris to get off the pole and get ya something or help yourself!!

I will get ya started though,







That should last you for a bit!!
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knowswhentofold
Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 2:46 PM CST
not sure who's bartending tonight...but just stopped in for a little entertainment wink rolling on the floor laughing

cheers wave
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 2:54 PM CST
hehehehe wel your just in time hun becouse me and wendyare getting on the stage dressed as fruit pastlesrolling on the floor laughing

welcome bk to the club sweetiehug
knowswhentofold wrote:
not sure who's bartending tonight...but just stopped in for a little entertainment
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voluptuousvamp
york, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 2:59 PM CST
hi im new here - hope u all get this message
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knowswhentofold
Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:07 PM CST
dressed as fruit?!?! ya gonna make me hungry! laugh laugh hug

nice to meet you V. V. wave
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:09 PM CST
nice to meet you, welcome to the forums, or should i say mad house, youle probally need a straight jacket b4 the nights out hehehe


welcomehug handshake
voluptuousvamp wrote:
hi im new here - hope u all get this message
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:11 PM CST
haha yes fruit pastles its a sweet over here in britain
knowswhentofold wrote:
dressed as fruit?!?! ya gonna make me hungry!

nice to meet you V. V.


and i dont mind if you take a bite out of medevil laugh sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue
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knowswhentofold
Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:20 PM CST
wow! laugh that really depends on what kind of fruit you are! sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing hug
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:21 PM CST
chriss wrote:
hehehehe wel your just in time hun becouse me and wendyare getting on the stage dressed as fruit pastles

welcome bk to the club sweetie


A pigging pasty?? confused Jeeeez, I was a flaming chimp the other night mumbling
I dunno, whatever happened to all the glitz n glamour sigh
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knowswhentofold
Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:23 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
A pigging pasty?? Jeeeez, I was a flaming chimp the other night
I dunno, whatever happened to all the glitz n glamour


here ya go Lily....try this on...shimmy *digs out a tiara....for the finishing touch!! laugh thumbs up
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
wendy, are you goin to shave my leg again? do i need to be scared?are u bringin that thingy magig with u? hahahaha
xxLilyxx wrote:
A pigging pasty?? Jeeeez, I was a flaming chimp the other night
I dunno, whatever happened to all the glitz n glamour
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:27 PM CST
il be a bannanagrin
knowswhentofold wrote:
that really depends on what kind of fruit you are!


and if u dont like them im fast at changinglaugh laugh laugh
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:33 PM CST
knowswhentofold wrote:
here ya go Lily....try this on... *digs out a tiara....for the finishing touch!!


Ahhhh thank you yay
This joint is certainly lacking the feminine touch rolling eyes laugh
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