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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Fri Apr 4, 2008 3:13 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
your workin behind the bar tonight cas, im on the pole with wendy dressed as chimpansee'sgrin
casie1600: Thanks, what are you serving this afternoon? Remember its only 1 here, so nothing too strong as I still have homework and dinner to cook!!
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two_hats Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England UK
Fri Apr 4, 2008 3:16 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
well iam a lil busy tonight.
but i can steal a nurse outfit and do ya a half hour spot about 10.30 mate.............banana
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Fri Apr 4, 2008 3:22 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
ohh yes plz mate, and put them yellow thongs on to, makes you look rather dashing
two_hats: well iam a lil busy tonight.
but i can steal a nurse outfit and do ya a half hour spot about 10.30 mate.............
shimmy flirty grin laugh laugh laugh
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two_hats Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England UK
Fri Apr 4, 2008 3:26 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
chriss: ohh yes plz mate, and put them yellow thongs on to, makes you look rather dashing


that wasnt a yellow thong ya daft sod it was bannana flavour dental flossrolling on the floor laughing
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casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA
Fri Apr 4, 2008 3:38 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
two_hats: that wasnt a yellow thong ya daft sod it was bannana flavour dental floss



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA
Fri Apr 4, 2008 3:41 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
chriss: your workin behind the bar tonight cas, im on the pole with wendy dressed as chimpansee's


Looks as if I have been called in to work this evening!! I was looking forward to a nap though!! Its prime nap time right now, so if I am a bit slow on the drink orders, you know i've fallen asleep on the job!!!rolling on the floor laughing Just get Chris to get off the pole and get ya something or help yourself!!

I will get ya started though,

beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery

waiter waiter waiter waiter waiter

drink pouring drink pouring drink pouring drink pouring drink pouring

That should last you for a bit!! rolling on the floor laughing

hug cheers
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Fri Apr 4, 2008 4:07 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
two_hats: that wasnt a yellow thong ya daft sod it was bannana flavour dental floss


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , so that were it went to, was lookin for that everywere hahahaha
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Fri Apr 4, 2008 4:08 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
J/D and coke plz hungrin grin
casie1600: Looks as if I have been called in to work this evening!! I was looking forward to a nap though!! Its prime nap time right now, so if I am a bit slow on the drink orders, you know i've fallen asleep on the job!!! Just get Chris to get off the pole and get ya something or help yourself!!

I will get ya started though,







That should last you for a bit!!
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knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Apr 6, 2008 2:46 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
not sure who's bartending tonight...but just stopped in for a little entertainment wink rolling on the floor laughing

cheers wave
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Apr 6, 2008 2:54 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
hehehehe wel your just in time hun becouse me and wendyare getting on the stage dressed as fruit pastlesrolling on the floor laughing

welcome bk to the club sweetiehug
knowswhentofold: not sure who's bartending tonight...but just stopped in for a little entertainment
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voluptuousvamp york, North Yorkshire, England UK
Sun Apr 6, 2008 2:59 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
hi im new here - hope u all get this message
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knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Apr 6, 2008 3:07 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
dressed as fruit?!?! ya gonna make me hungry! laugh laugh hug

nice to meet you V. V. wave
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Apr 6, 2008 3:09 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
nice to meet you, welcome to the forums, or should i say mad house, youle probally need a straight jacket b4 the nights out hehehe


welcomehug handshake
voluptuousvamp: hi im new here - hope u all get this message
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Apr 6, 2008 3:11 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
haha yes fruit pastles its a sweet over here in britain
knowswhentofold: dressed as fruit?!?! ya gonna make me hungry!

nice to meet you V. V.


and i dont mind if you take a bite out of medevil laugh tongue tongue tongue tongue
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knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Apr 6, 2008 3:20 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
wow laugh that really depends on what kind of fruit you are! tongue rolling on the floor laughing hug
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xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Sun Apr 6, 2008 3:21 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
chriss: hehehehe wel your just in time hun becouse me and wendyare getting on the stage dressed as fruit pastles

welcome bk to the club sweetie


A pigging pasty?? confused Jeeeez, I was a flaming chimp the other night mumbling
I dunno, whatever happened to all the glitz n glamour sigh
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knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Apr 6, 2008 3:23 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
xxLilyxx: A pigging pasty?? Jeeeez, I was a flaming chimp the other night
I dunno, whatever happened to all the glitz n glamour


here ya go Lily....try this on...shimmy *digs out a tiara....for the finishing touch!! laugh thumbs up
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Apr 6, 2008 3:26 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
wendy, are you goin to shave my leg again? do i need to be scared?are u bringin that thingy magig with u? hahahaha
xxLilyxx: A pigging pasty?? Jeeeez, I was a flaming chimp the other night
I dunno, whatever happened to all the glitz n glamour
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Apr 6, 2008 3:27 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
il be a bannanagrin
knowswhentofold: that really depends on what kind of fruit you are!


and if u dont like them im fast at changinglaugh laugh laugh
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xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Sun Apr 6, 2008 3:33 PM CST : THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome
knowswhentofold: here ya go Lily....try this on... *digs out a tiara....for the finishing touch!!


Ahhhh thank you yay
This joint is certainly lacking the feminine touch roll eyes laugh
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