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THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:35 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Ahhhh thank you
This joint is certainly lacking the feminine touch


shimmy do you think my pink handbag goes with my shoesgrin
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knowswhentofold
st. Helens ;) , England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:38 PM CST
hole sorry...I was just hiding from the big banana...rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue

wave yes Lily...but if we start putting up smashing draperies up in the stockroom...I think the owner may complain...dunno rolling on the floor laughing
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:41 PM CST
ohhh i dont mind what u do in my stock room, just wach u dont trip over my nuts and wach your self on that big poledevil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
knowswhentofold wrote:
sorry...I was just hiding from the big banana...

yes Lily...but if we start putting up smashing draperies up in the stockroom...I think the owner may complain...
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:43 PM CST
chriss wrote:
wendy, are you goin to shave my leg again? do i need to be scared?are u bringin that thingy magig with u? hahahaha


I'll bring it with me, if you want me to. I think secretly, you loved every minute of it really devil grin
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:46 PM CST
knowswhentofold wrote:
yes Lily...but if we start putting up smashing draperies up in the stockroom...I think the owner may complain...


Nowt new there then. He's always complaining laugh
Now, where shall I hang these chime bells hmmm
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:47 PM CST
yes but i was brave, i did not scream like a girlgrin
xxLilyxx wrote:
I'll bring it with me, if you want me to. I think secretly, you loved every minute of it really
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:59 PM CST
chriss wrote:
yes but i was brave, i did not scream like a girl


No that's true hun, it was more of a, squeal laugh
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 6:53 PM CST
men are all big sissy's!
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 11:30 AM CST
baileysqueen wrote:
men are all big sissy's!


oi i took that leg shave pretty wel il have you knowscold sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 3:33 PM CST
bet i could of taken it better!! are we opening the club tonight and chris why on earth were you up at 530 this morning?yawn zzzz
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 3:33 PM CST
ok my mistake was 530 this evening oppss
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knowswhentofold
st. Helens ;) , England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 3:47 PM CST
chriss wrote:
oi i took that leg shave pretty wel il have you know



does this mean you want to try waxing next time?!?!? rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 3:52 PM CST
i think they used an epilator but yeah the next step is waxing the bikini line!
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:07 PM CST
knowswhentofold wrote:
does this mean you want to try waxing next time?!?!?


Waxing is over rated.. Got my legs done for Children in need last year... Was easy I tells ya
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:12 PM CST
what after you passed out!rolling on the floor laughing
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:16 PM CST
No passing out.. I did squeal a little bit though crying
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:18 PM CST
right the leg doesn't hurt in comparison to the bikini line seriously try it i dare you in fact i have some with me i will bring them to plymouth when i come!
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:19 PM CST
Never one to back down from a challenge
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:26 PM CST
you'll be screaming like a little girl oh and i'll be doing it as it hirts more when other people do it!devil
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:28 PM CST
We'll see about that.. In fact, your probably right, anything being ripped off in and around the giblets is a scary prospect!
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