THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
xxLilyxx: Ahhhh thank you
This joint is certainly lacking the feminine touch


shimmy do you think my pink handbag goes with my shoesgrin
knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
hole sorry...I was just hiding from the big banana...rolling on the floor laughing tongue

wave yes Lily...but if we start putting up smashing draperies up in the stockroom...I think the owner may complain...dunno rolling on the floor laughing
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
ohhh i dont mind what u do in my stock room, just wach u dont trip over my nuts and wach your self on that big poledevil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
knowswhentofold: sorry...I was just hiding from the big banana...

yes Lily...but if we start putting up smashing draperies up in the stockroom...I think the owner may complain...
xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
chriss: wendy, are you goin to shave my leg again? do i need to be scared?are u bringin that thingy magig with u? hahahaha


I'll bring it with me, if you want me to. I think secretly, you loved every minute of it really devil grin
xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
knowswhentofold: yes Lily...but if we start putting up smashing draperies up in the stockroom...I think the owner may complain...


Nowt new there then. He's always complaining laugh
Now, where shall I hang these chime bells hmmm
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
yes but i was brave, i did not scream like a girlgrin
xxLilyxx: I'll bring it with me, if you want me to. I think secretly, you loved every minute of it really
xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
chriss: yes but i was brave, i did not scream like a girl


No that's true hun, it was more of a, squeal laugh
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
men are all big sissy's!
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
baileysqueen: men are all big sissy's!


oi i took that leg shave pretty wel il have you knowscold tongue tongue tongue
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
bet i could of taken it better!! are we opening the club tonight and chris why on earth were you up at 530 this morning?yawn sleep
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
ok my mistake was 530 this evening oppss
knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
chriss: oi i took that leg shave pretty wel il have you know



does this mean you want to try waxing next time?!?!? rolling on the floor laughing tongue
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
i think they used an epilator but yeah the next step is waxing the bikini line!
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
knowswhentofold: does this mean you want to try waxing next time?!?!?


Waxing is over rated.. Got my legs done for Children in need last year... Was easy I tells ya
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
what after you passed out!rolling on the floor laughing
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
No passing out.. I did squeal a little bit though crying
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
right the leg doesn't hurt in comparison to the bikini line seriously try it i dare you in fact i have some with me i will bring them to plymouth when i come!
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Never one to back down from a challenge
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
you'll be screaming like a little girl oh and i'll be doing it as it hirts more when other people do it!devil
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
We'll see about that.. In fact, your probably right, anything being ripped off in and around the giblets is a scary prospect!
laugh




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