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THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:30 PM CST
and you think woman do this for men all the time!! every 2-4 weeks bloody lucky men i hate body hair i make anyone i date shave there armpits at the least hehe
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:34 PM CST
You make them shave their arm pits?!

Thats a bit harsh aint it? laugh
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kupkakes
liverpool, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:36 PM CST
baileysqueen wrote:
and you think woman do this for men all the time!! every 2-4 weeks bloody lucky men i hate body hair i make anyone i date shave there armpits at the least hehe
fair play to yer pmsl
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:39 PM CST
well seeing as i shave my armpits, hair removal cream my legs and bush aswell as plucking my eyebrows and bleach my hair (i have a treasure line eww!) no i think i am being quite fair also it gives less sweat patches and makes them smell less!
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:40 PM CST
baileysqueen wrote:
well seeing as i shave my armpits, hair removal cream my legs and bush aswell as plucking my eyebrows and bleach my hair (i have a treasure line eww!) no i think i am being quite fair also it gives less sweat patches and makes them smell less!


They only smell and give sweat patches if your a dirty fecker.. And I don't mean in the good way.
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:44 PM CST
no seriously try it for a month and you will see the different trust me! this has been experimented on more than one guy and they can't all be dirty fkers can they! many have praised me for my work!
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:47 PM CST
So.. You want to wax me and for me to shave my arm pits..

Your gonna have me looking like an action man! laugh
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:49 PM CST
and what girl didn't fancy action man!!

come on everygirl used to nick their brothers and pull down the shorts and get really upset that there was nothing there!
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:50 PM CST
When you put it like that... No disappointment when mine go down laugh
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:54 PM CST
also if you get rid of the bush everything looks alot bigger!! and no pubs in the mouth either!
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:56 PM CST
Have done that a few times.. The itching is a nightmare!!

Think I may change my name to GI Biscuit
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 4:58 PM CST
ok itching is a nightmare but you are not supposed to let it get to that stage!! keeping doing it! ok soz i am trying to convert you to total hair removal!
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 5:02 PM CST
Might give the armpits a go.. MIGHT!

Have down down there a few times and will again, no doubt..

As long as you don't start on about the legs it's all good
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 5:05 PM CST
no the legs would be a bit creepy men are supposed to have hairy legs just like they are supposed to have stinky feet!! yeah i have nearly converted one!
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 5:09 PM CST
Hmmm Theres been no commitment to it yet.. lol Gonna need some more convincing me thinks
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 5:16 PM CST
if you shave you shave your armpits i'll shave my beard for a week!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Apr 8, 2008, 5:18 PM CST
What about the tache? The beard isn't enough laugh
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 2:41 AM CST
only in certain area'suh oh! grin rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
knowswhentofold wrote:
does this mean you want to try waxing next time?!?!?
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casie1600
Somewhere, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 15, 2008, 11:58 PM CST
What the HELL!!

I go away for a little while and this is what you let the place turn into!! Its a freakin Beauty Salon Chriss!! I told you to watch out that Baileys was going to take over and turn it into a freakin shoe store or something!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Ok people * throwing all wax, razors, scizzors in trash* lets get this shite out of here!! Where has the bloody pole gone to?? Oh hell someone has put it away in the store room!!

Guess I will brave the elements and drag it back out!! uh oh!

*dragging big assed pole back onto stage*

Now, I got it back out, someone help me clean up all this hair that has been shaved and waxed all over the place in here!!

*gets out broom and dust pan*

Nevermind, I got it!! Now where has all the alcohol gone??

*looking around for liquer!!*

Ah, here it is!!

beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery waiter waiter waiter waiter waiter waiter waiter waiter waiter
party party hat balloons for you danceline balloons for you party hat party

dance pizza burger pouring a drink burger pizza dance

There, now we can get this party started right!! Or at least it will be ready for tomorrow night!!


Anyone else caught waxing/shaving/cutting their hairs- of any kind on any part of their bodies- gets...


boxing boxing


LOLOLOL!!! How have you all been doing?? I hope all is well, now quit neglecting the club would ya!!!rolling on the floor laughing

sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue

That was a lot of work just then, so I am off to bed now... I will be back tomorrow to check on things around here!!

hug teddy bear hug
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 4:07 PM CST
casie1600 wrote:
Ok people * throwing all wax, razors, scizzors in trash* lets get this shite out of here!! Where has the bloody pole gone to?? Oh hell someone has put it away in the store room!!


Errrrr, what about my tweezers? Have they got to go too? Am I allowed to still pluck? uh oh! blues grin
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