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and you think woman do this for men all the time!! every 2-4 weeks bloody lucky men i hate body hair i make anyone i date shave there armpits at the least hehe

You make them shave their arm pits?!

Thats a bit harsh aint it?

fair play to yer pmsl

well seeing as i shave my armpits, hair removal cream my legs and bush aswell as plucking my eyebrows and bleach my hair (i have a treasure line eww!) no i think i am being quite fair also it gives less sweat patches and makes them smell less!

They only smell and give sweat patches if your a dirty fecker.. And I don't mean in the good way.

no seriously try it for a month and you will see the different trust me! this has been experimented on more than one guy and they can't all be dirty fkers can they! many have praised me for my work!

So.. You want to wax me and for me to shave my arm pits..

Your gonna have me looking like an action man!

and what girl didn't fancy action man!!

come on everygirl used to nick their brothers and pull down the shorts and get really upset that there was nothing there!

When you put it like that... No disappointment when mine go down

also if you get rid of the bush everything looks alot bigger!! and no pubs in the mouth either!

Have done that a few times.. The itching is a nightmare!!

Think I may change my name to GI Biscuit

ok itching is a nightmare but you are not supposed to let it get to that stage!! keeping doing it! ok soz i am trying to convert you to total hair removal!

Might give the armpits a go.. MIGHT!

Have down down there a few times and will again, no doubt..

As long as you don't start on about the legs it's all good

no the legs would be a bit creepy men are supposed to have hairy legs just like they are supposed to have stinky feet!! yeah i have nearly converted one!

Hmmm Theres been no commitment to it yet.. lol Gonna need some more convincing me thinks

if you shave you shave your armpits i'll shave my beard for a week!!

What about the tache? The beard isn't enough

only in certain area's

What the HELL!!

I go away for a little while and this is what you let the place turn into!! Its a freakin Beauty Salon Chriss!! I told you to watch out that Baileys was going to take over and turn it into a freakin shoe store or something!!



Ok people * throwing all wax, razors, scizzors in trash* lets get this shite out of here!! Where has the bloody pole gone to?? Oh hell someone has put it away in the store room!!

Guess I will brave the elements and drag it back out!!

*dragging big assed pole back onto stage*

Now, I got it back out, someone help me clean up all this hair that has been shaved and waxed all over the place in here!!

*gets out broom and dust pan*

Nevermind, I got it!! Now where has all the alcohol gone??

*looking around for liquer!!*

Ah, here it is!!






There, now we can get this party started right!! Or at least it will be ready for tomorrow night!!


Anyone else caught waxing/shaving/cutting their hairs- of any kind on any part of their bodies- gets...





LOLOLOL!!! How have you all been doing?? I hope all is well, now quit neglecting the club would ya!!!



That was a lot of work just then, so I am off to bed now... I will be back tomorrow to check on things around here!!

Errrrr, what about my tweezers? Have they got to go too? Am I allowed to still pluck?