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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France


wave everyone..seen the thread title ...so hello i'm johnny cashgrin .....are there any volley ball players frequent this clubdevil



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France

Hello chrisshandshake cheers conversing

I have been on CS for a week to 10days and your pole dancing club seems to be suffering from brewers droop...dunno MY OPINION..

Anyhow I love pole dancers, so ladies lets dancedevil

grin



casie1600 Somewhere, Indiana USA
knowswhentofold: if they had an emoticon for drumming fingernails....in waiting...I'd use it here....

It appears that my bartender is busy tending his garden....

he has been abducted into a world of greeneries and flair?!?!?!

whilst I sit here...patiently waiting for a drink....


Jeeze, I think we may thirsty to death waiting on the friggen bar tender to return to his club!! Think I will hop over the bar and get my own, would you care for a drink Gwen?? Ill get you one since Chris is slacking off, I think he went out floating around on that pink rubber dingy of his!! lol!!


cheers beer wine

Now that I am sloshed I think I will attempt at some more homework!! lmao! The only way to work!!

Hope you two lovebirds are doing great these days!!!teddybear



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
casie1600: Jeeze, I think we may thirsty to death waiting on the friggen bar tender to return to his club!! Think I will hop over the bar and get my own, would you care for a drink Gwen?? Ill get you one since Chris is slacking off, I think he went out floating around on that pink rubber dingy of his!! lol!!

Now that I am sloshed I think I will attempt at some more homework!! lmao! The only way to work!!

Hope you two lovebirds are doing great these days!!!



Another Fit nubile female for the volley ball team...Fellas come on help out..i'm doing all the donkey work..
jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
phoenix: Another Fit nubile female for the volley ball team...Fellas come on help out..i'm doing all the donkey work..


Ahh Bless ya!! baileys and I are old pro's at Chriss'es pole dancing club, aen't we baileys!???? Us dressed up in varient costumes!!
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Ahhhhh the club!! Aint seen this one for a while
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
ann summers bunnies for both girlies!

right new lesson upside down split

you need good arm strength for this (maybe from wanking lol)

hold the pole flip upside down and put your legs either side lol!



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France








baileysqueen: ann summers bunnies for both girlies!

right new lesson upside down split

you need good arm strength for this (maybe from wanking lol)

hold the pole flip upside down and put your legs either side lol!



popcorn popcorn
jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
baileysqueen: ann summers bunnies for both girlies!

right new lesson upside down split

you need good arm strength for this (maybe from wanking lol)

hold the pole flip upside down and put your legs either side lol!


Boss arm strength!!! blushing lol Ohhh Upside down splits! No Probs!! wink rolling on the floor laughing
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
now if you can clamp you legs tight enough around the pole you can hang there with no arms and gently slide down lol!!
jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
baileysqueen: now if you can clamp you legs tight enough around the pole you can hang there with no arms and gently slide down lol!!


Not a problem!!! I may be older than you, but I am still - How does Phoenix express it?? Ahh yes Nubile!!! wink rolling on the floor laughing



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
baileysqueen:
now if you can clamp you legs tight enough around the pole you can hang there with no arms and gently slide down lol!!



jojo69: Not a problem!!! I may be older than you, but I am still - How does Phoenix express it?? Ahh yes Nubile!!!


Well ladies...there's a pole that needs greasing here...



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France


looks like i'm greasing this pole alone tonight....
jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
phoenix: looks like i'm greasing this pole alone tonight....


comfort



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France

Are you going to lend a hand...
jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
phoenix: Are you going to lend a hand...


Errmmm Nope!


grin



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
jojo69: Errmmm Nope!


Fair enough..the door nobs need polishing though..
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
so whos wants a drinkidea cheers beer wine
Phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France


Bump....
xxLilyxx Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Bluddy eck, I thought Chris' nuts would have been archived by now grin




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